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★ VirMach ★ Black Friday & Cyber Week 2018 ★ RAID 10 SSD ★ OpenVZ & KVM ★ Check inside for offers!

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  • @bugrakoc said:

    thimo said: The thrill is back again, though

    No.... It's back, not gone!!!

    (props to the song)

    @JohnMiller92 said:
    The sneaky part was the "Or will it?" part. Which to me implies some kind of hidden code somewhere. I could be just going insane, too. Havn't slept for 18 hours

    Story of my life (or day, whatever sounds more dramatic!)

    Thanked by 1bugrakoc
  • VirMachVirMach Member, Patron Provider
    edited December 2019

    noaman said: Quick question

    Are these being delivered immediately

    I still have one pending for like 6-7 hours

    We will try to create these as soon as possible, they're instant but some do break the automatic provisioning system.

    JabJab said: @VirMach we are lonely here, post some funny picture! I heard sleep is for weak and you are not sleeping guys, right? ;-)

    Sorry, we let you down by getting 4 to 6 hours of sleep.

    Thanked by 1bugrakoc
  • I'm definitely getting BF-vibes here.
    Took a while, but it seems we are warming up now.

    Thanked by 1VirMach
  • I'm not getting paid and I haven't slept. Whats your excuse @VirMach? :grin:

    I sense more employees looking for me now...

  • Sleep?! This is Black Friday. No sleep today!

  • southy said: Took a while

    Have you tried laxatives?

    Thanked by 1eol
  • DaevienDaevien Member
    edited November 2018

    Up next on VirMach Flashers, we have this lovely VPS showing their wares....

    $28.20 /yr

    VIRTUALIZATION OpenVZ – 1 GIGABIT
    RAM 5120MB DEDICATED RAM
    CPU 2x FAIR SHARE CPU vCORE
    HDD 100GB SSD (RAID 10)
    BANDWIDTH 2000GB BANDWIDTH
    LOCATION DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    IPs 1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    (don't mind me, prob getting loopy)

    Edit: Also, there's a buncha ram & space there. Should make some lucky customer happy

  • Can we trade our dankest memes for another good flash sale drop?

  • @Jake4 said:
    Can we trade our dankest memes for another good flash sale drop?

  • The hunt for the fourth easter egg really makes this BF truly memorable.

  • the current one is nice, but I'm already satisfied....
    ...except [see above]

  • @JabJab said:

    @Jake4 said:
    Can we trade our dankest memes for another good flash sale drop?

  • @Crab said:
    The hunt for the fourth easter egg really makes this BF truly memorable.

    I already gave up

  • grabbed $28.20/yr one

    finally i can move some vps from impactvps to here or i will be lazy and it will be idle all the year

  • @Daevien said:
    Up next on VirMach Flashers, we have this lovely VPS showing their wares....

    $28.20 /yr

    VIRTUALIZATION OpenVZ – 1 GIGABIT
    RAM 5120MB DEDICATED RAM
    CPU 2x FAIR SHARE CPU vCORE
    HDD 100GB SSD (RAID 10)
    BANDWIDTH 2000GB BANDWIDTH
    LOCATION DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    IPs 1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    (don't mind me, prob getting loopy)

    Edit: Also, there's a buncha ram & space there. Should make some lucky customer happy

    It made me very happy! Bought it!

    Thanked by 1VirMach
  • VirMachVirMach Member, Patron Provider
    edited December 2019

    vasechka said: and unable to checkout cart was full and now it's empty

    This means it sold out and the system kicked it out of your cart instead of letting you check out and potentially disappointing you much later when we have no stock for it (since they all sold out.)

    ofit said: look like @VirMach gone to sleep but we update promo page every 5 min. look like punishment for as from Virmach

    We have to make you guys tired. The longer you eventually sleep, the more time we have to reply to your tickets.

    armandorg said: 'High Risk Customer'

    honestly, perfect timing..

    If you can get a deposit in, by any method, that's your best bet unfortunately.

    Unicom said: You can not purchase more than one BF-SPECIAL at a time. Please remove any prior ones from the cart.

    Cart is empty

    If you ever added any, you need to clear your cookies.

    imok said: @Virmach a coupon code for monthly or quarterly payment for one of those E3 dedis will be great

    We have to do it annually for those, otherwise, the setup costs on our end would make it expensive and we can't give as great of a deal.

    JabJab said: @VirMach can you guys tweak that script a little? 65% of time it's generating 1 GB KVM with 10GB SSD and 1 core for 11-15$ per year in diff location. Give it some flavor or something :<

    We try our best to randomize them but that is the "ideal" package since it fits what we have and the automated script does prefer it.

    Unicom said: shared-1 locations? NY only?

    Only NY.

    noaman said: Good to know

    Let hope @virmach adds ajax update next time on the BF and cyber monday deals page

    We'll continue improving the script.

    smicroz said: In kvm vps offers I can use the 100% cpu?, at least during installation of software. Because in your AUP appearing that not is possible to use 100% of cpu during 5min. As example only cpanel or directadmin take more of 1 hour during installation

    5 minutes is what's stated in our terms for maxing the CPU, but we're always going to be more lenient than that unless you're also overloading the node in some other way or what you're running is written in a way that it will run out of resources and attempt to use more than you have on your package.

  • VirMachVirMach Member, Patron Provider
    edited December 2019

    Daevien said: I'm not getting paid and I haven't slept. Whats your excuse @VirMach?

    I sense more employees looking for me now...

    We'll get you a cup of coffee too if you come to our office. That's the best I can do.

    thimo said: I already gave up

    I wouldn't spend too much time on the easter eggs, it's probably not worth it. Probably spend some more time making requests for me though so I can do more easter eggs :cold_sweat:

    On to page... I don't even know.

    Thanked by 1Daevien
  • @VirMach The STORAGE-1T is the only one that covers me, but it's too much, can you whittle it down to 400 GB KVM and 1TB bandwidth?

    Thanked by 1Frecyboy
  • The next victim in the VirMach VPS House of Horrors is....

    $29.40 /yr

    VIRTUALIZATION OpenVZ – 1 GIGABIT
    RAM 4096MB DEDICATED RAM
    CPU 4x FAIR SHARE CPU vCORE
    HDD 100GB SSD (RAID 10)
    BANDWIDTH 3000GB BANDWIDTH
    LOCATION FRANKFURT, DE LOCATION
    IPs 1 DEDICATED IPv4
    
    Thanked by 1plumberg
  • Another big space one, in EU for all you hungry people

  • tridinebandimtridinebandim Member
    edited November 2018

    1 gb 10$ ish EU kvm possible pls?

  • thimothimo Member
    edited November 2018

    Aahhhh I clicked on it. Hesitated. If it was KVM, it would've been great! I need dem Dockerz.

  • Jake4Jake4 Member
    edited November 2018

    @tridinebandim said:
    1 gb 10$ ish EU kvm possible pls?

    Don't give them ideas that they can charge more when they're going to charge less and still get the same amount of sales.

  • VirMach said: making requests for me though so I can do more easter eggs

    Another storage deal would be gloriously :)

    Thanked by 1inthecloudblog
  • thenetthenet Member
    edited November 2018

    Daevien said: Up next on VirMach Flashers, we have this lovely VPS showing their wares....
    $28.20 /yr
    VIRTUALIZATION OpenVZ – 1 GIGABIT

    RAM 5120MB DEDICATED RAM
    CPU 2x FAIR SHARE CPU vCORE
    HDD 100GB SSD (RAID 10)
    BANDWIDTH 2000GB BANDWIDTH
    LOCATION DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    IPs 1 DEDICATED IPv4
    (don't mind me, prob getting loopy)

    Edit: Also, there's a buncha ram & space there. Should make some lucky customer happy

    I Got it finally

  • Jake4 said: need $2 EU KVM

    I am Ok if it is yearly :}

  • I noticed interesting side effect of this BF: my F5-key is now significantly more worn out, than the rest of keyboard!

    Thanked by 1VirMach
  • Need 400GB KVM..!

  • 2$ is probably paypal cut, not worth to even make it. Bring back code FREE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @JabJab said:
    2$ is probably paypal cut, not worth to even make it. Bring back code FREE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    all those in favor say aye

This discussion has been closed.