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HostBluff Expansion
LANCASTER, UK - 26/10/12 - HostBluff, an international leader in floppy drive-based hosting, expands its abuse department to deal with a surge in complaints. HostBluff, still unable to employ new members of staff due to an ongoing dispute with the taxman, has taken on a new independent contractor, James Hadley, to head the Abuse Department. Mr Hadley commented as follows on the expansion: "It is both a joy and an honour to insult our customers' trust in our company by trawling through their data, selling and copying files at random". He continued: "We are currently working on revamping our VPS OS templates to make the UNIX operating system less beginner-friendly".
HostBluff is currently recruiting new independent contractors to work alongside Mr Hadley in the Abuse Department. For your convenience, HostBluff has published details below:
Start date: immediate
Salary: a share of any profits 
Role: fictitious article writing & more
Applications to me[at]jhadley.net please
HostBluff will also be running a competition for the best article or video testimonial, with a prize of a free HostBluff hosting on our floppy-based SAN with the new OS template for a whole month. This is definitely not a prize to be missed.
The close date for applications to the competition is 31/10/12.
Comments
Do i have to apply? Thought I was already apart of it.
You're already a part of it. Email or add me on Skype
will do. Later I have a client to harrass, she is pretty cute!
So it begins.
Well @KMyers I am just doing my job!
Watch out @DewlanceVPS, you have some competition.
The talking tomato gives a testimonial:
You may need to turn it up to 11, this headset microphone sucks.
we got our first video testimonial!
Nice one, thanks @Damian!
@Damian, need more emotions, you sound so dead.
@KMyers
HostBliff vs BigBrainHost.com?
I am not understanding your question, Yes, I am with BigBrain but I dont see how this has anytign to do with HostBluff
Also, @DewlanceVPS - get the names right
Emotions are sold separately
Lol why BBH want to hire someone who is a person who cannot understand things?
You work for dewlance.
Trust me, we wont
I am sure brain is not stupid. kunnu is drunk or jusr BSing
@William Terrible man..
The question thats on everyones mind but no one dares to ask:
Will hostbluff be a part of virt.io or will virt.io be a part of hostbluff?
Well HostBluff is definitely the larger company...
And to make matters worse, you guys paid me in pennies
Just Kidding
please beat @DewlanceVPS
Looks like i'm winning!
I'm sorry but that's just to funny
The best untold feature of HostBluff is how they even accept printing your own cash. This is the exceptional trust you can ever see with any service provider. Those who dont print their own currency yet, fret not. Now you can write your hostbluff account number with the #hostbluff hashtag in your dollar bills and spend it anywhere you would like. HostBluff's currency picking is too powerful they get your hosting fee straight to them within 4 light years. Should I mention about their R&D department who is working tirelessly to power their floppy drive datacenters using guinea pig exercise wheels. Go get one.. even if you don't have an idea why..
I really have loads of those 5-1/4 and the 3-1/2 floppies, neatly packed and in as good as new condition.. looks like i have to just contact them for shipping and i'll be rich !!
OR
seriously i need technology transfer..
Congratulations to @Damian for winning the competition with the only entry. One HostBluff VPS will be winging its way over to you shortly.
oooooh @jhadley 5 1/4 floppies please upgrade to this woderful technology.