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iptables solving load problems
Instead of optimizing your application, analyzing database queries and scaling out, lets just do this:
iptables -I INPUT -m statistic --mode random --probability 0.5 -j REJECT
Let me assure you for now all the performance problems are gone...
(Do note that this is a joke, but it is an actual iptables module and the above thing actually works)
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this is the most geekest joke i ever read in LET, Raymii hello.
btw, good job on the homepage
Hallo @Raymii, have a nice weekend
no more computers for you today.
Stay out of my box :P
So that's what the kids do these days? Back in my days we had real guns!
I always wondered what it's like to nuke your machine with this old joke, but I might just get creative with a derplet on digitalocean for this delicate issue at hand.
This is the corret format:
Only bash command remaining seems to be cd for now. It took me a few rounds to bite the big bazooka.
heh, we tried that last week, i forgot to umount our NFS storage and deleted all my KVMs in the process (but it was a good test for backup system, which worked fine to revert to a few hours old snapshot, everything booted up just fine)
Low-end chaos monkey?
That would be putting the russian roullette rm -rf thing in a cronjob every day...