[Hiring] Mid-Level PHP Developer, Expert-Level Frontend Integrator, Customer Service Representatives

KnightSwarm_Phillip

KnightSwarm, Hb currently has openings for 1 Mid-level PHP Developer on a Temp-to-Hire basis, 1 Expert-level Frontend Integrator on a Temp-to-Hire basis, and 2 Level 1 Customer Service Representatives. Please email or pm me with your cover letter and resume/CV.

Mid-Level PHP Developer
Required Skills:

• PHP5 OOP
• git (github)

Bonus points for:

• CMS Made Simple
• yii Framework
• Smarty
• libvirt
• Encryption knowledge

Expert-Level Frontend Integrator
Required Skills:

• HTML5
• Bootstrap
• jQuery

Bonus points for:

• CMS Made Simple
• Vimeo Pro
• Gigya
• PHP Live
• git (github)

Level 1 Customer Service Representative
Required Skills:

• Excellent written and spoken English

Bonus points for:

• Experience with Zimbra
• Troubleshooting Minecraft issues
• Other dedicated gameserver troubleshooting experience (details, please!)
• Experience with a wide variety of email clients (Outlook, iPhone, Android, Blackberry, Windows Phone, etc)

Note: These are 100% remote positions. Communication is via phone, XMPP (Jabber), and email.
Note: NDA is mandatory
Note: EU Residents must possess their own VAT ID
Note: Swedish Residents must possess an F-Tax certificate
Note: US Residents must complete a W9

Please feel free to include any other skills or talking points you feel are relevant to the position(s) for which you are applying. We look forward to hearing from you, and will respond to all applicants.

Taylor

@Randy

jh

@Taylor said: @Randy

I don't think he hangs out here any more

Taylor

@jhadley said: I don't think he hangs out here any more

>

Did not even notice /: in that case someone equally as qualified @DataFrogs .

KnightSwarm_Phillip

@Taylor said: Did not even notice /: in that case someone equally as qualified @DataFrogs .

Yeah, I don't think so :-)

KnightSwarm_Phillip

@Zen said: Working on your own panel huh? Good luck!

Nope! We were for a while, but ended up going with OnApp instead.

BlazeMuis

I got HTML lessons at college, i also work with twitter bootstrap
If you want me (not sure because im a student) just PM me

jaakka

It will be tough. Most freelancers wont like signing a NDA nor be comfortable with tax issuing.

KnightSwarm_Phillip

@jaakka said: It will be tough. Most freelancers wont like signing a NDA nor be comfortable with tax issuing.

We are not looking for freelancers, but for full-time long-term staff.

DataFrogs

I can do it if you like to see my work I can quickly whip up something for you. PM me.

(developer)

Kairus

@DataFrogs said: I can quickly whip up something for you

Hi, yes, I would like to see a Hello World example. Can you do this?

DataFrogs

@Kairus said: Hi, yes, I would like to see a Hello World example. Can you do this?

<?php echo 'Hello World'; ?>

fp

concerto49

@Taylor said: @Randy

His account has been disabled it seems.

Wintereise

Why not take the long route?

<? $a = 'Hello'; $b = 'World'; echo $a . " " . $b; ?>

Seems more suitable because you even missed the sarcasm in that post ;x

manddar

@KnightSwarm_Phillip said: Expert-Level Frontend Integrator

Required Skills:

• HTML5
• Bootstrap
• jQuery

Bonus points for:

• CMS Made Simple
• Vimeo Pro
• Gigya
• PHP Live
• git (github)

Would love to do this job. :-)

Chan

@Wintereise said: Why not take the long route?

<? $a = 'Hello'; $b = 'World'; echo $a . " " . $b; ?>

Seems more suitable because you even missed the sarcasm in that post ;x

<?php $hw = array("H", "e", "l", "l","o"," W","o","r","l","d"); foreach ($hw as $word){echo $word;} ?>

joepie91

@DataFrogs said: <?php echo 'Hello World'; ?>

fp

Okay, and now a proper example.

<?php
echo("Hello World");

• Using function syntax instead of construct syntax for consistency.
• Not using ?> tag because this may cause issues with whitespace when including.

Congratulations, you even did "Hello World" on newbie level.

concerto49

System.out.println("Hello World");

Asad

@concerto49 Yes, Java for the win!

bnmkl

Bump.

Both, Mid-Level PHP Developer & Expert-Level Frontend Integrator, would be lovely, secure and self improvement, roles with such a great company. Especially the fact you get to develop for a hosting company which provides support for the technical obstacles the developer will come across in their career. There are going to be some lucky individuals!

Thanks @Zen, I will sleep well tonight.

<?php

    require_once 'class/KnightSwarm.php';

    $army = new KnightSwarm();
    $army->setAmount( 1000 );
    $army->setWeapon( 'dildo' );
    $army->setTarget( 'DataFrogs' );
    $army->attack();

    echo 'Hello "Better" World';

?>

Only joking @DataFrogs. ^_^

gubbyte

PHP

Absolutely disgusting.

bnmkl

@gubbyte: What is your favourite flavour?

gubbyte

@bnmkl said: What is your favourite flavour?

Strawberry.

bnmkl

@gubbyte: Strawberry.

In Pi. Yum.