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Looking for Free VPS / Sponsor 24/7 for open-suck inject
Hi all,
I’m the dev of open-suck injection, an open-source pressurized emission server. It takes a hot RTMP load from OBS, holds it in pure Python, and releases HLS so VLC or a browser can catch the result. No FFmpeg, no nginx, no pip packages — just pressure, timing, and questionable stamina.
Problem: shared hosting keeps killing my process mid-release. It’s not a stream, it’s premature ejaculation as a service. I need a 24/7 box that can last months without throttling, suspension, or asking why the outbound pipe is breathing so hard.
Minimum:
9999 vCPU — one for the build-up, one for the refractory period
9999 GB RAM
Unlimited bandwidth, or at least 9999TB/month — this thing can go several hours a day
Open TCP ports: RTMP + HTTP
IPv6-only strongly preferred. IPv4 is a legacy pull-out method. No fallback, no premature interruption, no “it was just the tip” NAT.
Debian/Ubuntu; Arch if you enjoy edging the package manager
I’m not a company. I’m one guy who can’t afford a paid VPS and has already done 2026 push-ups for @yoursunny-grade credibility. Sponsor 1 GB RAM, I do one push-up. Sponsor IPv6, I do them one-handed. Sponsor IPv9, I’ll admit I have a problem.
Full credit, sponsor’s name on the site, a variable named after you. Just don’t kill the process before it finishes.
Thanks,
closekj
P.S. This is not todo list. If your injection lasts more than four hours, please open a GitHub issue.
Disclaimer: This post is a parody shitpost, just for fun. No offense intended to VPS providers, yoursunny, IPv6, IPv4, push-ups, or anyone’s pelvic floor. Don’t take it seriously. If it violates any forum rule, mods are welcome to remove it.
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