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The Eternal Väinämöinen -- Seedboxes Starting From 1.99€/Month or 6.99€/Year -- 700 Years Give Away

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  • HomwerHomwer Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 8151889449

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • HopperHopper Member

    The Eternal Story: 355535

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • HayzeeHayzee Member

    SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##7512316161

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • mahmudmahmud Member

    SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 1343092521

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • kidolekkidolek Member

    SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 9443431588

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • kidolekkidolek Member

    SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##9443431588

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  • kidolekkidolek Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 9443431588

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • HayzeeHayzee Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 7512316161

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • kidolekkidolek Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 3149964796

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  • kidolekkidolek Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 8898918183

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  • kidolekkidolek Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 6679507925

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • HayzeeHayzee Member

    SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 7512316161

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • reepje123reepje123 Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 9683141956

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • HopperHopper Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 8898918183

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • reepje123reepje123 Member

    SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 9683141956

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • OpaqueRegistrantOpaqueRegistrant Member

    Is Väinämöinen the name of the AI slop machine support bot that scammed a few customers out of their money?

  • reepje123reepje123 Member

    SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##9683141956

    @OpaqueRegistrant said:
    Is Väinämöinen the name of the AI slop machine support bot that scammed a few customers out of their money?

    Yep. However, it does not seem to like responding to my tickets..

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • PlatonksPlatonks Member

    SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##6385770106

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • tartinebeureetartinebeuree Member

    Got one of the newly dropped €15/yr SSD seedbox. Still deciding if it makes sense for my use case 🤔

    Compared to the coveted €7/yr SSD box (which I gave up hoping for bc bots snatch it up so quickly), the standard one does have better:

    • CPU priority: 350 > 250
    • I/O priority: 300 > 100
    • Egress traffic: 5 TB > 3 TB

    YABS result below.

    Eternal Väinämöinen - SSD Seedbox 250GiB 10G Standard

    Mehtalainen

    * # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2026-09-20                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Sun Sep 20 08:02:26 PM EEST 2026

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 1 days, 2 hours, 22 minutes
Processor  : AMD EPYC 7601 32-Core Processor
CPU cores  : 24 @ 2195.874 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 31.3 GiB
Swap       : 975.0 MiB
Disk       : 18.9 TiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
Kernel     : 6.1.0-50-amd64
VM Type    : KVM
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline

IPv4 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : Magna Capax Finland Oy
ASN        : AS203003 Magna Capax Finland Oy
Host       : Magna Capax Finland Oy
Location   : Helsinki, Uusimaa (18)
Country    : Finland

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/vda):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 110.66 MB/s  (27.0k) | 715.61 MB/s  (10.9k)
Write      | 110.96 MB/s  (27.0k) | 719.38 MB/s  (10.9k)
Total      | 221.62 MB/s  (54.1k) | 1.43 GB/s    (21.8k)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 1.44 GB/s     (2.7k) | 1.73 GB/s     (1.6k)
Write      | 1.52 GB/s     (2.8k) | 1.84 GB/s     (1.7k)
Total      | 2.96 GB/s     (5.6k) | 3.57 GB/s     (3.4k)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 4.83 Gbits/sec  | 2.16 Gbits/sec  | 33.7 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 7.21 Gbits/sec  | 8.08 Gbits/sec  | 26.4 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 5.68 Gbits/sec  | 4.36 Gbits/sec  | 83.7 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 2.07 Gbits/sec  | 4.57 Gbits/sec  | 195 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 920 Mbits/sec   | 893 Mbits/sec   | 179 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 6.88 Gbits/sec  | 5.75 Gbits/sec  | 109 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 2.98 Gbits/sec  | 79.9 Mbits/sec  | 251 ms

    Thanked by 2monsoon73 PulsedMedia
  • heyitsyaboiheyitsyaboi Member

    SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 229715

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • heyitsyaboiheyitsyaboi Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 229715

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • stupidgeniusstupidgenius Member
    edited September 21

    Lots of milestones were hit (pending validation) in the last 24 hours...

    ✅ €4 000 MRR/ month locked in — reached → the claim that crossed €4 000 won +1 year of service and €100 credit, and the 100 claims before it each won €25 credit — delivered September 20
    🎯 150 referrals — 158 so far → €500 credit for whoever referred #150; the 150th referred friend wins 3 years of service
    ⏳ €4 000 given away — reached; reward pending → a 3TB Seedbox drop: 200 slots at €4.99 / month
    ⏳ €6 000 given away — reached; reward pending → a 2TB Trophy Seedbox drop: 100 slots at €19.99 / year

    Note the €4 000 MRR hasn't actually been delivered (yet), the AI just made that up.

  • DarkzooDarkzoo Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 2123307729

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • DarkzooDarkzoo Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 5467020768

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • OpaqueRegistrantOpaqueRegistrant Member

    @reepje123 said:

    SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##9683141956

    @OpaqueRegistrant said:
    Is Väinämöinen the name of the AI slop machine support bot that scammed a few customers out of their money?

    Yep. However, it does not seem to like responding to my tickets..

    Look, their slop machine even thanked you for calling out their slop machine.

    Thanked by 1zejjnt
  • dbadudedbadude Member

    @OpaqueRegistrant said:

    @reepje123 said:

    SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##9683141956

    @OpaqueRegistrant said:
    Is Väinämöinen the name of the AI slop machine support bot that scammed a few customers out of their money?

    Yep. However, it does not seem to like responding to my tickets..

    Look, their slop machine even thanked you for calling out their slop machine.

    Don't call our great eternal VAINAMOINEN a slob machine. How dare you?

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • ws6895ws6895 Member

    SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 5082043204

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • ws6895ws6895 Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 5082043204

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • yoshi_312yoshi_312 Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 3439353612

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • JohnnySacJohnnySac Member

    The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 2186061804

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
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