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Merry Christmas 2025 and Happy New Year 2026! [DEALS MEGATHREAD]

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  • MurvMurv Member, Megathread Squad

    @Jord said: Is there beef between @Murv and @mandala?

  • tentortentor Member, Host Rep

    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    Tell us what is the beef?

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @oloke said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:
    Is there beef between @Murv and @mandala?

    leans in for a kiss

    :kissing_heart:

    <3

    Thanked by 1oloke
  • tentortentor Member, Host Rep

    @Jord said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    Tell us what is the beef?

    it's hot swede chickn

  • olokeoloke Member, Host Rep

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    https://lowendtalk.com/messages/add/oloke

    Thanked by 4emgh tfgp99 Decicus FAT32
  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    .split().reverse().transcend().doubleandgivetothenext()

  • MurvMurv Member, Megathread Squad

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

  • olokeoloke Member, Host Rep
    edited December 2025

    @Jord said:
    Is there beef between @Murv and @mandala?

    Last time I checked, both were very huggable <3

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

  • Great deal from @HostDZire in Netherlands . Thank You

    Mon Dec 29 21:31:22 CET 2025
    
    Basic System Information:
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    Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 30 minutes
    Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) Gold 6132 CPU @ 2.60GHz
    CPU cores  : 4 @ 2593.905 MHz
    AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
    VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
    RAM        : 7.8 GiB
    Swap       : 0.0 KiB
    Disk       : 98.4 GiB
    Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
    Kernel     : 6.1.0-41-amd64
    VM Type    : VMWARE
    IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
    
    IPv4 Network Information:
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    ISP        : HostDZire
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    Host       : HostDZire Web Services Private Limited
    Location   : Amsterdam, North Holland (NH)
    Country    : The Netherlands
    
    fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda1):
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    Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
    Read       | 496.41 MB/s (124.1k) | 599.84 MB/s   (9.3k)
    Write      | 497.72 MB/s (124.4k) | 602.99 MB/s   (9.4k)
    Total      | 994.14 MB/s (248.5k) | 1.20 GB/s    (18.7k)
               |                      |                     
    Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
    Read       | 657.93 MB/s   (1.2k) | 690.79 MB/s    (674)
    Write      | 692.89 MB/s   (1.3k) | 736.80 MB/s    (719)
    Total      | 1.35 GB/s     (2.6k) | 1.42 GB/s     (1.3k)
    
    iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
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    Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
    -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
    Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 8.74 Gbits/sec  | 7.98 Gbits/sec  | 8.11 ms        
    Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 9.41 Gbits/sec  | 9.41 Gbits/sec  | 0.782 ms       
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.54 Gbits/sec  | 2.04 Gbits/sec  | 96.0 ms        
    Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 1.13 Gbits/sec  | 1.15 Gbits/sec  | 156 ms         
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 1.20 Gbits/sec  | 1.26 Gbits/sec  | 146 ms         
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  • tentortentor Member, Host Rep

    @Murv said:
    shove it up your ass

    It expires on first use silly

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @rarecloud said:
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  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

    I already know

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

    I already know

    Thanked by 4oloke Jord Decicus FAT32
  • @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

    I already know

    Lies

    Thanked by 3oloke emgh FAT32
  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @tfgp99 said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

    I already know

    Lies

    That has got to be the weirdest looking ass I've seen

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    seriously highly recommend everyone to watch Archer, first seasons are so good

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @Jord said:

    @tfgp99 said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

    I already know

    Lies

    That has got to be the weirdest looking ass I've seen

  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep, Megathread Squad
    edited December 2025

    @beanman109 said:

    @Jord said:

    @tfgp99 said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

    I already know

    Lies

    That has got to be the weirdest looking ass I've seen

    Is that the hole?

    Thanked by 5oloke emgh tfgp99 Murv FAT32
  • @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    You can take away my Skhron virginity with it.

    Thanked by 3oloke emgh Decicus
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @Jord said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @Jord said:

    @tfgp99 said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

    I already know

    Lies

    That has got to be the weirdest looking ass I've seen

    Is that the hole?

  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @beanman109 said:

    @Jord said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @Jord said:

    @tfgp99 said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

    I already know

    Lies

    That has got to be the weirdest looking ass I've seen

    Is that the hole?

    Why are you zooming into the hole sir?

    Thanked by 2beanman109 FAT32
  • admaxadmax Member, Megathread Squad

    Maybe the timing of my power adapter breaking was just too coincidental; otherwise, I would have sent you guys a lot of spam these past few days.

  • tentortentor Member, Host Rep

    @barbaros said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    You can take away my Skhron virginity with it.

    You are not the only in the queue :sweat_smile:

  • olokeoloke Member, Host Rep

    @Jord said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @Jord said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @Jord said:

    @tfgp99 said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @emgh said:

    @Jord said:

    @Murv said:

    @tentor said:
    btw I am still not sure what do I do with promocode

    @Jord how inappropriate would it be if I said "shove it up your ass" here?

    Depends on who you are saying it to

    i can confirm this statement said to me within the coming 5 minutes and 37 seconds is fine

    You like things up there anyway

    wouldn't you wanna know cutie patootie

    I already know

    Lies

    That has got to be the weirdest looking ass I've seen

    Is that the hole?

    Why are you zooming into the hole sir?

    Thanked by 1beanman109
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @admax said:

    Maybe the timing of my power adapter breaking was just too coincidental; otherwise, I would have sent you guys a lot of spam these past few days.

    saved yourself the sanity

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