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Saragoldfarb

@plumberg said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Like I mean... If it was virmache....

Ahh

Good old $1.11/y

Yes. Even though its been solid. No virmache free.

I dropped bdsm altogether.

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@Saragoldfarb said:

@plumberg said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Like I mean... If it was virmache....

Ahh

Good old $1.11/y

Yes. Even though its been solid. No virmache free.

I dropped bdsm altogether.

I hope virmach comes back. I never managed to figure out the magic stuff to actually order anything, but I loved reading the lootbox thread updates when it seemed like he recoded the wheel of misfortune spinner thing entirely after each purchase.

Saragoldfarb

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@plumberg said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Like I mean... If it was virmache....

Ahh

Good old $1.11/y

Yes. Even though its been solid. No virmache free.

I dropped bdsm altogether.

I hope virmach comes back. I never managed to figure out the magic stuff to actually order anything, but I loved reading the lootbox thread updates when it seemed like he recoded the wheel of misfortune spinner thing entirely after each purchase.

Oh yes so did I. I had 18 servers with them. Some like since the beginning. Actually not all that bad.. but ... Yeayy, it's time to part ways.

plumberg

@Murv said:
@sh97 send me your best Python script

Specially for @Murv

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import os
import sys
import random
import time
import threading
from colorama import init, Fore, Back, Style

# Initialize colors for Windows compatibility
init()

class WaifuSecurityAudit:
    def __init__(self):
        self.waifu_threat_level = random.choice(["SSS+", "EX Rank", "Moe Overload", "Kawaii Critical"])
        self.detected_husbandos = []
        self.tsundere_detected = False
        self.anime_titles = ["Attack on Titan", "Naruto", "One Piece", "Bleach", 
                            "Demon Slayer", "Jujutsu Kaisen", "Sword Art Online", 
                            "Re:Zero", "Konosuba", "Overlord", "Made in Abyss"]

    def clear_screen(self):
        os.system('cls' if os.name == 'nt' else 'clear')

    def anime_intro(self):
        print(Fore.MAGENTA + Style.BRIGHT)
        print("""
        　∧＿∧
        （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
        ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+.
        　しーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)
        　　　　　　　　　.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
        　　　　　　　　　　(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ☆
        """)
        print(Fore.CYAN + "╔═══════════════════════════════════════════╗")
        print(Fore.CYAN + "║  KAWAI SECURITY SCAN v2.0 『かわいい』      ║")
        print(Fore.CYAN + "║      Powered by WaifuOS™                   ║")
        print(Fore.CYAN + "╚═══════════════════════════════════════════╝" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        print()
        time.sleep(1)

    def yuri_detection_protocol(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTMAGENTA_EX + "\n🌸 INITIATING YURI SCAN PROTOCOL...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)

        yuri_pairs = [
            ("Homura", "Madoka"),
            ("Yuu", "Touko"),
            ("Kyouko", "Sayaka"),
            ("Rei", "Asuka"),
            ("Shima", "Rin"),
            ("Adachi", "Shimamura")
        ]

        for i in range(3):
            pair = random.choice(yuri_pairs)
            print(f"   Scanning for {pair[0]} × {pair[1]} dynamics...")
            time.sleep(0.8)
            print(f"   [{random.choice(['Ship confirmed! 💕', 'Cuteness overload!', 'Wholesome levels: MAX'])}]")

    def fumo_invasion_check(self):
        print(Fore.GREEN + "\n🧸 DETECTING FUMO PLUSHIE INFESTATION...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)

        fumos = ["Reimu", "Marisa", "Cirno", "Remilia", "Sakuya", "Yukari", 
                "Suika", "Flandre", "Youmu", "Yuyuko"]

        fumo_count = random.randint(5, 50)
        print(f"   Fumo population detected: {fomo_count}")

        if fomo_count > 20:
            print(Fore.YELLOW + "   ⚠️  WARNING: Excessive moe detected!")
            print("     Recommend: More fumos cannot hurt! 🧸" + Style.RESET_ALL)

    def waifu_audit(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTBLUE_EX + "\n💖 PERFORMING WAIFU QUALITY ASSURANCE...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)

        waifus = ["Asuna", "Rem", "Emilia", "Mai", "Zero Two", "Miku", 
                 "Chika", "Kaguya", "Marin", "Raphtalia", "Kurumi"]

        grades = ["S+", "A", "B", "C", "D (needs headpats)"]

        for waifu in random.sample(waifus, 5):
            grade = random.choice(grades)
            print(f"   {waifu}: [{grade}] {'⭐' * random.randint(1, 5)}")
            time.sleep(0.5)

    def manga_security_scan(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTYELLOW_EX + "\n📚 ANALYZING MANGA LIBRARY INTEGRITY...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)

        issues = [
            "Missing Volume 17 of Berserk",
            "Spine crease detected on volume 3",
            "Yaoi hiding in Shonen section",
            "Isekai overflow in Light Novel shelf",
            "Dog ears found on page 42",
            "Ramune stain on cover"
        ]

        for issue in random.sample(issues, 3):
            print(f"   🔍 {issue}")
            time.sleep(0.7)

    def generate_fake_download(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTRED_EX + "\n⬇️  DOWNLOADING CULTURE PACKAGE...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)

        files = [
            "bluray_s1_complete.mkv (86.4GB)",
            "soundtrack_flac.zip (3.2GB)",
            "drama_cd_vol1-6.rar (8.7GB)",
            "artbook_scans.pdf (2.1GB)",
            "nhentai_backup.tar (420.69GB)"
        ]

        for file in random.sample(files, 3):
            print(f"   📥 {file}")
            time.sleep(0.5)

        # Fake progress bar
        for i in range(0, 101, random.randint(3, 7)):
            bar = "▓" * (i // 2) + "░" * (50 - i // 2)
            print(f"\r   [{bar}] {i}%", end="", flush=True)
            time.sleep(0.05)
        print()

    def detect_isekai_portal(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTCYAN_EX + "\n🌀 SCANNING FOR ISEKAI TRANSFER PORTALS...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)

        vehicles = ["Truck-kun", "Shinkansen", "Magic Circle", 
                   "VR Headset", "Mysterious Book", "Bathwater"]

        vehicle = random.choice(vehicles)
        print(f"   Primary isekai vehicle: {vehicle}")

        if vehicle == "Truck-kun":
            print(Fore.RED + "   ⚠️  EMERGENCY: Avoid crossing streets!" + Style.RESET_ALL)

    def generate_security_report(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTGREEN_EX + "\n" + "=" * 50)
        print("           FINAL SECURITY ASSESSMENT")
        print("=" * 50 + Style.RESET_ALL)

        scores = {
            "Moe Levels": f"{random.randint(70, 100)}%",
            "Waifu Collection": random.choice(["EX Rank", "S+", "Adequate"]),
            "Fumo Density": f"{random.randint(5, 20)} per m²",
            "Culture Storage": f"{random.randint(500, 2000)}GB",
            "Anime Power Level": f"Over {random.randint(8000, 9000)}!!!"
        }

        for category, score in scores.items():
            print(f"   📊 {category}: {score}")
            time.sleep(0.3)

    def cute_countdown(self):
        print(Fore.MAGENTA + "\n⏰ INITIATING HEADPAT PROTOCOL IN: " + Style.RESET_ALL, end="")

        countdown_messages = [
            "3... Ara ara~",
            "2... Baka!",
            "1... It's not like I wanted to prank you or anything!",
            "0... UwU"
        ]

        for msg in countdown_messages:
            print(f"\r⏰ INITIATING HEADPAT PROTOCOL IN: {msg}", end="", flush=True)
            time.sleep(1.5)
        print()

    def final_reveal(self):
        print(Fore.YELLOW + Style.BRIGHT)
        print("\n" + "=" * 50)
        print("            PRANK REVEAL!")
        print("=" * 50)
        print(Style.RESET_ALL)

        print(Fore.CYAN + "\n🎌 おめでとうございます！ (Congratulations!)")
        print("You've been weeb-pranked by a fellow fan! 💖")
        print("\nThis script did absolutely nothing harmful!")
        print("It only scanned for maximum kawaii levels. ✨")

        print(Fore.GREEN + "\nYour system is perfectly safe!")
        print("Now go watch some anime! 📺")

        print(Fore.MAGENTA + "\n" + r"""
        　　　　　／￣￣ヽ＿
        　　　　/^ヽ　　/￣￣￣￣￣ヽ
        　　　 〈　 ＼/＿＿＿＿＿＿ノ
        　　　　ヽ＿ノ
        　　　　/　　/
        　　 ノ￣ゝ
        　　｜　　|
        　　｜　　|
        """)

        print(Style.RESET_ALL)

    def run_weeb_prank(self):
        self.clear_screen()
        self.anime_intro()
        time.sleep(1)

        print("Initializing nekomimi security protocols...")
        time.sleep(1)

        # Run scans
        self.yuri_detection_protocol()
        time.sleep(1)

        self.fumo_invasion_check()
        time.sleep(1)

        self.waifu_audit()
        time.sleep(1)

        self.manga_security_scan()
        time.sleep(1)

        self.detect_isekai_portal()
        time.sleep(1)

        # Start fake download in background
        download_thread = threading.Thread(target=self.generate_fake_download)
        download_thread.start()
        download_thread.join()

        self.generate_security_report()
        time.sleep(2)

        self.cute_countdown()
        time.sleep(1)

        self.final_reveal()

def main():
    # Optional: Check for colorama, install if needed
    try:
        from colorama import init
    except ImportError:
        print("Installing colorama for colorful weeb experience...")
        os.system("pip install colorama > /dev/null 2>&1 || pip3 install colorama > /dev/null 2>&1")
        from colorama import init, Fore, Back, Style
        init()

    print("Starting Kawaii Security Suite v2.0...")
    time.sleep(1)

    scanner = WaifuSecurityAudit()

    try:
        scanner.run_weeb_prank()
    except KeyboardInterrupt:
        print(Fore.RED + "\n\nScan interrupted! またね～ (See you later!)" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        sys.exit(0)

    input(Fore.WHITE + "\n\nPress Enter to return to your regularly scheduled anime... " + Style.RESET_ALL)

if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()

ehab

@plumberg said:

@Murv said:
@Jord can you give a sivir warning to everyone who uses that abomination of a picture?

This one? Its educational

i think we need more lessons from @ralf

he knows all of the places where the sun never shines.

ralf

@ehab said:

@plumberg said:

@Murv said:
@Jord can you give a sivir warning to everyone who uses that abomination of a picture?

This one? Its educational

i think we need more lessons from @ralf

he knows all of the places where the sun never shines.

England, Wales and Scotland. But I don't know all the places, there might be others.

Saragoldfarb

@ehab said:

@plumberg said:

@Murv said:
@Jord can you give a sivir warning to everyone who uses that abomination of a picture?

This one? Its educational

i think we need more lessons from @ralf

he knows all of the places where the sun never shines.

Saragoldfarb

I wonder who took the picture...

anakara

MOARRRRRRRRRRRR

plumberg

@Saragoldfarb said:
I wonder who took the picture...

Its @ehab that was recruited for this

Saragoldfarb

@plumberg said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
I wonder who took the picture...

Its @ehab that was recruited for this

Poor @ehab

Neoon

@oloke said:

@alexanderras said:
Wake me up if there is a infofractal offer for Chile

@jfrac any deals from the amazing infofractal? 🥺

the 2.50$/m one has been pretty solid so far.

Xytronix

merry xmas and a happy new year

sanchogodinho

Merry Christmas 🎅

sanchogodinho

@sanchogodinho said:
Merry Christmas 🎅

Or rather compliments of the season, since Christmas is over.

vpsric

Howdy everybody

anakara

plumberg

@Neoon said:

@oloke said:

@alexanderras said:
Wake me up if there is a infofractal offer for Chile

@jfrac any deals from the amazing infofractal? 🥺

the 2.50$/m one has been pretty solid so far.

Wait where?

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@tentor said:
Too cold season for chickens

very true
it's 25°c today
quite cold

Neoon

@plumberg said:

@Neoon said:

@oloke said:

@alexanderras said:
Wake me up if there is a infofractal offer for Chile

@jfrac any deals from the amazing infofractal? 🥺

the 2.50$/m one has been pretty solid so far.

Wait where?

BF Limited Chile Chicken.

plumberg

@Neoon said:

@plumberg said:

@Neoon said:

@oloke said:

@alexanderras said:
Wake me up if there is a infofractal offer for Chile

@jfrac any deals from the amazing infofractal? 🥺

the 2.50$/m one has been pretty solid so far.

Wait where?

BF Limited Chile Chicken.

Cwrap I missed it.

AlteredParadox

Has @host_c appeared yet?!

Neoon

@plumberg said:

@Neoon said:

@plumberg said:

@Neoon said:

@oloke said:

@alexanderras said:
Wake me up if there is a infofractal offer for Chile

@jfrac any deals from the amazing infofractal? 🥺

the 2.50$/m one has been pretty solid so far.

Wait where?

BF Limited Chile Chicken.

Cwrap I missed it.

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@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@plumberg said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Like I mean... If it was virmache....

Ahh

Good old $1.11/y

Yes. Even though its been solid. No virmache free.

I dropped bdsm altogether.

I hope virmach comes back. I never managed to figure out the magic stuff to actually order anything, but I loved reading the lootbox thread updates when it seemed like he recoded the wheel of misfortune spinner thing entirely after each purchase.

Oh yes so did I. I had 18 servers with them. Some like since the beginning. Actually not all that bad.. but ... Yeayy, it's time to part ways.

I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

But now I have my real ten-foot pole.

I love my ten-foot pole.

beanman109

@mandala said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@plumberg said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Like I mean... If it was virmache....

Ahh

Good old $1.11/y

Yes. Even though its been solid. No virmache free.

I dropped bdsm altogether.

I hope virmach comes back. I never managed to figure out the magic stuff to actually order anything, but I loved reading the lootbox thread updates when it seemed like he recoded the wheel of misfortune spinner thing entirely after each purchase.

Oh yes so did I. I had 18 servers with them. Some like since the beginning. Actually not all that bad.. but ... Yeayy, it's time to part ways.

I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

But now I have my real ten-foot pole.

I love my ten-foot pole.