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Just request a refund from your bank and forget about this, shit happens.
Upd: You could reorder from solidvps almost the same config here: https://my.solidvps.com/store/xmas2025-flashsale
@95trace
Thank you for choosing SmokyHosts. The bandwidth allocated to your VPS has been upgraded
I'm good. I've made several purchases from solid.
You betcha
Its gonna be an awesome bareback party together
No ways I can wait till then
No ways man
Yeah
Somethings are better left to wild imagination 😜
Try this. I use it to keep track of my VPS.
There will always be someone more weeb than you.
My reading list is in thousands, with tens of thousand chapter read. But, I still know nothing because I know there's always someone else who have read hundreds of thousand chapter.
What about a forklift?
Yep they seem to be the worst to work with
Order Number: 8154846607
Get +1GB RAM thx
Also nope, sadly
bruh, get forklift certified.
Women love dat, imagine having a dino as friend who can drive a bloody forklift.
Wanna get your forklift license with me?
A simple app, which stores a dozen uniform records, requires:
git clone https://github.com/cp6/my-idlers.gitinto your directory of choicecomposer installcp .env.example .envphp artisan key:generatephp artisan make:database my_idlersto create databasephp artisan migrate:fresh --seedto create tables and seed dataphp artisan serveAnd also offered as a docker container...
Too much hassle.
Deals where?
Perhaps this is the most boring Megathread ever?
What a boring day, no vendors are selling servers.
Promotion is expiring in 60 minutes.
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Should be 90% discount last 30 minutes
Sub 7$ ✅
256 MB RAM ❌
no go, I like debian & aptitude
You can deploy your own NAT64 service using https://github.com/apalrd/tayga and dualstack VPS you might already have
I just keep reading that as "Semen" every time.
Have I been playing too much eroge...?

I also read it like this.
Overall this plan seems to be optimized for gooning.
LET horny gang member detected!
I've gotten so many servers in Netherlands from bf and Christmas deals.
Anyone got deals for Germany or France?
Should I create [email protected] mailbox?
OPTIMIZED FOR GOONING!?
We are still going?
we are still gooning