2025 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD - "The Trade War"

Desite

@emgh said:
Strip down naked and study your own cock might help too

If it were woman, where should study this?

emgh

@Desite said:

@emgh said:
Strip down naked and study your own cock might help too

If it were woman, where should study this?

porn

ehab

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

ralf

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

someone frame this

By quote replying, you already did.

Blembim

Who has the nicest dick

React it

emgh

lmao the next penis is funny

not drawn by me but by an irl friend

nullnothere

@PulsedMedia said: you are welcome

@op23 said:
@PulsedMedia 6.9€ seedbox restock?

This too please.

default

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

someone frame this

This will hunt him a very long time. It is good as a quote in signatures.

"I am just gonna draw one more dick and then go to sleep" - FAT32 on December 1st 2025.

sanchogodinho

There should be one crazy IPv6 only offer that is unbeatable. It would be awesome.

Desite

@emgh said:

@Desite said:

@emgh said:
Strip down naked and study your own cock might help too

If it were woman, where should study this?

porn

Why not spend money to hire man to observe?

FAT32

@Murv said:

@FAT32 said: I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

Before you go to sleep

I hope this makes you happy

Zyra

Delux K-3 7$/y

Mon Dec  1 17:50:11 GMT 2025

Basic System Information:
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Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 11 minutes
Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) Platinum 8173M CPU @ 2.00GHz
CPU cores  : 2 @ 1995.312 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 3.8 GiB
Swap       : 1.5 GiB
Disk       : 58.0 GiB
Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.3 LTS
Kernel     : 6.8.0-60-generic
VM Type    : KVM
Zyra       : ✔
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online

IPv6 Network Information:
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ISP        : Matteo Martelloni trading as DELUXHOST
ASN        : AS214677 Matteo Martelloni trading as DELUXHOST
Host       : DELUXHOST
Location   : Amsterdam, North Holland (NH)
Country    : The Netherlands

Generating fio test file...
fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/vda1):
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Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 74.65 MB/s   (18.6k) | 311.25 MB/s   (4.8k)
Write      | 74.84 MB/s   (18.7k) | 312.89 MB/s   (4.8k)
Total      | 149.49 MB/s  (37.3k) | 624.15 MB/s   (9.7k)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 296.28 MB/s    (578) | 305.88 MB/s    (298)
Write      | 312.02 MB/s    (609) | 326.26 MB/s    (318)
Total      | 608.31 MB/s   (1.1k) | 632.14 MB/s    (616)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
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Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 2.79 Gbits/sec  | 3.77 Gbits/sec  | 7.83 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 3.89 Gbits/sec  | 4.36 Gbits/sec  | 0.772 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.14 Gbits/sec  | 2.39 Gbits/sec  | 89.1 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 983 Mbits/sec   | 7.65 Mbits/sec  | 157 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 1.12 Gbits/sec  | 78.8 Mbits/sec  | 150 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 1.70 Gbits/sec  | 26.2 Mbits/sec  | 75.9 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 854 Mbits/sec   | 34.2 Mbits/sec  | 184 ms

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
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Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 2.49 Gbits/sec  | 3.79 Gbits/sec  | 7.65 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 3.40 Gbits/sec  | 4.66 Gbits/sec  | 0.535 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.28 Gbits/sec  | 2.35 Gbits/sec  | 88.7 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 849 Mbits/sec   | 1.30 Gbits/sec  | 157 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 961 Mbits/sec   | 1.19 Gbits/sec  | 150 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 1.87 Gbits/sec  | 1.52 Gbits/sec  | 75.8 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 982 Mbits/sec   | 914 Mbits/sec   | 184 ms

Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
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Test            | Value
                |
Single Core     | 342
Multi Core      | 658
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/15338025

YABS completed in 30 min 52 sec

barbaros

@emgh said:

@Murv said:
@emgh is it cheating if I take a picture of the cock and draw it from that?
Turns out my memory sucks ass

Everything is allowed in this competition

Can you show us a reference photo, from one of your movies ideally.

default

@default said:

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

someone frame this

This will hunt him a very long time. It is good as a quote in signatures.

"I am just gonna draw one more dick and then go to sleep" - FAT32 on December 1st 2025.

Hell. Thinking about it, that's a great quote for my tombstone too, as a message after death.

emgh

@barbaros said:

@emgh said:

@Murv said:
@emgh is it cheating if I take a picture of the cock and draw it from that?
Turns out my memory sucks ass

Everything is allowed in this competition

Can you show us a reference photo, from one of your movies ideally.

for the next one I hope there wasn't a reference photo

ShadowLurker

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

someone frame this

itsTomHarper

@itsTomHarper said:

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JosephF

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

Do the flash deals end once you start snoring?

emgh

@ShadowLurker said:

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

someone frame this

beautiful

FAT32

@JosephF said:

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

Do the flash deals end once you start snoring?

No

barbaros

@emgh said:

@barbaros said:

@emgh said:

@Murv said:
@emgh is it cheating if I take a picture of the cock and draw it from that?
Turns out my memory sucks ass

Everything is allowed in this competition

Can you show us a reference photo, from one of your movies ideally.

for the next one I hope there wasn't a reference photo

Im still working but I will check the cockpetition (nice name btw)

Desite

@default said:

@default said:

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

someone frame this

This will hunt him a very long time. It is good as a quote in signatures.

"I am just gonna draw one more dick and then go to sleep" - FAT32 on December 1st 2025.

Hell. Thinking about it, that's a great quote for my tombstone too, as a message after death.

need a dick-shaped tombstone?

Murv

@FAT32 said: I hope this makes you happy

Hmph! It's not like it made me very happy or anything.

emgh

@barbaros said:

@emgh said:

@barbaros said:

@emgh said:

@Murv said:
@emgh is it cheating if I take a picture of the cock and draw it from that?
Turns out my memory sucks ass

Everything is allowed in this competition

Can you show us a reference photo, from one of your movies ideally.

for the next one I hope there wasn't a reference photo

Im still working but I will check the cockpetition (nice name btw)

thanks

credits to @JamDon2

ralf

@emgh said:
lmao the next penis is funny

not drawn by me but by an irl friend

That was just propositioning you, you weren't supposed to share it!

op23

Everyone into drawing dicks instead of looking for flash deals.
This is what it has come down to.

emgh

@op23 said:
Everyone into drawing dicks instead of looking for flash deals.
This is what it has come down to.

free ipvanish for 2 years though!!

ralf

@default said:

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

someone frame this

This will hunt him a very long time. It is good as a quote in signatures.

"I am just gonna draw one more dick and then go to sleep" - FAT32 on December 1st 2025.

We all know it's going to be hours before he goes to sleep as well, so there's going to be a lot of detail in this pic...

default

@Desite said:

@default said:

@default said:

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said:
I am just gonna draw one more dck and then go to sleep

someone frame this

This will hunt him a very long time. It is good as a quote in signatures.

"I am just gonna draw one more dick and then go to sleep" - FAT32 on December 1st 2025.

Hell. Thinking about it, that's a great quote for my tombstone too, as a message after death.

need a dick-shaped tombstone?

Awesome Idea! I don't know if the cemetery will allow it though.

ShadowLurker

@op23 said:
Everyone into drawing dicks instead of looking for flash deals.
This is what it has come down to.

flash, dcks, terms remind me of omegle