2025 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD - "The Trade War"

emgh

@Saragoldfarb said:

@default said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@barbaros said:
Should I start dropping some man boobs and gay bro gifs so the thread will be cleansed?

So we can get rid of all this “your order is doubled”, “read my AI made shit” and all the random MJJ posts

MAN-BOOBS!

We used to call this PMS. Things changed.

I call it normal.i mean, miss @emgh MAN-BOOBS whenever open up LET.

❤️

Nekopara

@HostSlick said:
Need a VPS located in SPAIN. Anyone has offer for me?

Just for ping probes and mtr. Let me know

maybe ITLDC? they have a 45% discount on annual plans right now. 1year is like 20$

emgh

@cainyxues said:

@Murv said:

@ehab said:

@Murv said:
Me neither, I just don't want @emgh to get sad.

r u saying @emgh is GAY !

I don't know man, I just saw him teach people how to draw cocks while giving away copies of Gay Sex Adventrues

he is gay and the proof is his name @emgh comes from emmagayhatch + u can say by just looking at him -- he's gay and is more gay to @oloke the oloker femboy

Yes

emgh

@Murv said:

@ehab said:

@Murv said:
Me neither, I just don't want @emgh to get sad.

r u saying @emgh is GAY !

I don't know man, I just saw him teach people how to draw cocks while giving away copies of Gay Sex Adventrues

Damn maybe I am gay

sh97

hello i need chaap high bandwidth chicken in europe
thx

zejjnt

@emgh said:

@Murv said:

@ehab said:

@Murv said:
Me neither, I just don't want @emgh to get sad.

r u saying @emgh is GAY !

I don't know man, I just saw him teach people how to draw cocks while giving away copies of Gay Sex Adventrues

Damn maybe I am gay

$5 is $5

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@visualwebtechnologies said:
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Murv

@emgh said: Yes

@emgh said: maybe

Schrodinger's Gae

seoboy

First time I haven't bought anything.
Is the problem me or the deals available this Black Friday?

Smigit

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

@brauni said:
I feel like I'm missing some joke.
Is @crunchbits doing new deals while that easter special was never delivered?
🧂

Some of them were delivered. I'm still waiting for mine. @crunchbits should probably mention some updates about that before the pitchforks actually come out :P

Oh man, I thought we did already. I better check and make sure, but if not they'll all be done Monday. There's been some loss in translation since we're moving everything (all products) to something significantly different. Capital and time intensive, but worth in the end for all.

I got the vps from the final drawing comp, but unsure on the status of the dedi from one of the other Easter promos, if I can ask about that?

Saragoldfarb

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Uptime     : 0 days, 21 hours, 58 minutes
Processor  : AMD EPYC 7402 24-Core Processor
CPU cores  : 1 @ 2794.748 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
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Kernel     : 6.12.57+deb13-amd64
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ISP        : MAXIMILIAN-JACOBSEN
ASN        : AS215960 Hollander \u0026 Jacobsen UG (haftungsbeschraenkt)
Location   : Holtsee, Schleswig-Holstein (SH)
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fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda2):
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Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
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Read       | 264.91 MB/s  (66.2k) | 1.31 GB/s    (20.5k)
Write      | 265.61 MB/s  (66.4k) | 1.32 GB/s    (20.7k)
Total      | 530.52 MB/s (132.6k) | 2.64 GB/s    (41.2k)
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Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 1.32 GB/s     (2.5k) | 2.00 GB/s     (1.9k)
Write      | 1.39 GB/s     (2.7k) | 2.14 GB/s     (2.0k)
Total      | 2.72 GB/s     (5.3k) | 4.15 GB/s     (4.0k)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
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Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
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Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 837 Mbits/sec   | 978 Mbits/sec   | 24.5 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 491 Mbits/sec   | 985 Mbits/sec   | 24.6 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 606 Mbits/sec   | busy            | 74.0 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 296 Mbits/sec   | 872 Mbits/sec   | 180 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 345 Mbits/sec   | 895 Mbits/sec   | 146 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 277 Mbits/sec   | 881 Mbits/sec   | 94.1 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 207 Mbits/sec   | 840 Mbits/sec   | 213 ms

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
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Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 932 Mbits/sec   | 971 Mbits/sec   | 24.6 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 596 Mbits/sec   | 971 Mbits/sec   | 24.6 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 603 Mbits/sec   | 943 Mbits/sec   | 73.9 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 201 Mbits/sec   | 691 Mbits/sec   | --
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 252 Mbits/sec   | 888 Mbits/sec   | 146 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 281 Mbits/sec   | 869 Mbits/sec   | 94.1 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 212 Mbits/sec   | 706 Mbits/sec   | 213 ms


YABS completed in 10 min 32 sec

@barbaros

Saragoldfarb

@SolidVPS .... Now's the time!

cz83s

@barbaros said:

@FAT32 said:

@cz83s said:
How do you not get confused between CA (Canada) and CA (California)?

You dont know how many times during my deal preparing stage that I type CA when I see California rather than US

I thought it’s a NAS disk bay. Then I saw the feet…

fly056

@cz83s said:

@barbaros said:

@FAT32 said:

@cz83s said:
How do you not get confused between CA (Canada) and CA (California)?

You dont know how many times during my deal preparing stage that I type CA when I see California rather than US

I thought it’s a NAS disk bay. Then I saw the feet…

emgh

@Saragoldfarb said:
@SolidVPS .... Now's the time!

I just gotta say, the dude behind the @SolidVPS account is extremely nice

Also I paid my BF 24 deal a few days ago with Stripe; but I had a PayPal subscription set up so they charged me again. Ticketed in and got refunded same day, during weekend.

Solid guys.

Also solid rebrand going from SolidSEOVPS to SolidVPS, sounds much better.

sh97

@emgh said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
@SolidVPS .... Now's the time!

I just gotta say, the dude behind the @SolidVPS account is extremely nice

Also I paid my BF 24 deal a few days ago with Stripe; but I had a PayPal subscription set up so they charged me again. Ticketed in and got refunded same day, during weekend.

Solid guys.

Also solid rebrand going from SolidSEOVPS to SolidVPS, sounds much better.

+1
good people.

Astro

@FAT32

Saragoldfarb

@sh97 said:

@emgh said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
@SolidVPS .... Now's the time!

I just gotta say, the dude behind the @SolidVPS account is extremely nice

Also I paid my BF 24 deal a few days ago with Stripe; but I had a PayPal subscription set up so they charged me again. Ticketed in and got refunded same day, during weekend.

Solid guys.

Also solid rebrand going from SolidSEOVPS to SolidVPS, sounds much better.

+1
good people.

+2 solid people.

fly056

Me seeing all these $$$ dedi deals:

Saragoldfarb

@Astro said:
@FAT32

That the 13/m one?

dvi9qu

@sh97 said:
hello i need chaap high bandwidth chicken in europe
thx

Sorry, here might not have any flash sale on chicken right now, and it's unlikely will be in the future. I sincerely suggest you check with your local farmers market if they have any promotions. However, here we do have some promotions on servers.

bchot

@FAT32 said:

@bchot said:
funny. i put link to that $5/yr ipv6 only - lost friends instantly.. when @FAT32 does it - gets a bunch of thanks.. this is NOT RIGHT. i want my friends back!

Sir I thought you are just re-sharing the Limitlesshost deal?

i shared it from lowendspirit just by accident, seeing someone asking for something in that range. more like a joke.. and ended up before your post here. no matter.

Neoon

@Astro said:
@FAT32

moist

Astro

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Astro said:
@FAT32

That the 13/m one?

Correct.

Calypso

@FAT32 said:

29/11 13:00

LumaDock: $2.99/m EPYC 4GB Unmetered Anti-DDoS VPS in NL

• Coupon code: LETBF8K2THXFAT32AMS
• $2.99/m

Coupon code accepted, payment process went OK, invoice says normal price and not paid. At this moment nothing has been charged on they payment method, so I guess something went wrong in the backend or something. Too bad - gonna cancel this one.

Saragoldfarb

@Astro said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Astro said:
@FAT32

That the 13/m one?

Correct.

Damn... Now I really really regret not following through with the purchase.

usr123

@FAT32 said:

29/11 13:00

LumaDock: $2.99/m EPYC 4GB Unmetered Anti-DDoS VPS in NL

• 4 vCPU EPYC
• 4GB RAM
• 50GB NVMe
• Unmetered @ 1Gbps
• 1 IPv4
• Free server monitoring + firewall & DDoS protection
• Location: Amsterdam, NL
• Quantity: 15
• Coupon code: LETBF8K2THXFAT32AMS
• $2.99/m

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• Discounts apply to VPS only, not licenses / SSL / extra IPs / other addons
• Can be used multiple times by the same customer

Surprised this sold out so quick

bchot

@FAT32 said:

@bchot said:
waiting 30 mins from 1 offer to next is painful..

So what do you suggest?

please, send painkillers (do not send OTC stuff)

sh97

@dvi9qu said:

@sh97 said:
hello i need chaap high bandwidth chicken in europe
thx

Sorry, here might not have any flash sale on chicken right now, and it's unlikely will be in the future. I sincerely suggest you check with your local farmers market if they have any promotions. However, here we do have some promotions on servers.

Astro

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Astro said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Astro said:
@FAT32

That the 13/m one?

Correct.

Damn... Now I really really regret not following through with the purchase.

I regret getting the hybula deal quarterly. The network isn't what I remember it to be. Seems like they dropped some carriers.