2025 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD - "The Trade War"

Ramsterdam

@emgh said:

@Ramsterdam said:

@DeadlyChemist said: i think i > didnt buy anything last year... this bf i hope for something interesting
dont need idlers

That's impressive I must say. I don't think I ever got less than 10 servers during black friday. I have a few providers in mind for this year as well, although the deals might not be as good as previous years. Looking back, I've hoarded quite some servers during 2020-2024.

Yeah I was gonna cancel a few but I'm thinking it's more likely I'll keep them and get fewer this BF

Prices are up it is what it is

Maaaan, I have some real winners from back then starting with over a dozen of cheap ass HostHatch servers, some Onidel and still have my Terabit server from last year that I won in the megathread. Except some trial purchases from last year, I'll personally keep pretty much everything. This year, I'll want to get something from GreenCloud and HostDZire as well.

Teko

@Murv said:

@Hitori0221 said:
damn, this thread is no longer safe for work

For work? You actually have a job? I thought we were all jobless losers here.

i guess im in the LowEndPeople forum

nekomikoreimu

@Fubukibox said:

@nekomikoreimu said:
Welcome to Fumo thread everyone
(pic from me)

m going to post touhou porn in ur discord dms

22k btc, no aml

Baskert

This is what I signed up for

Neoon

@oloke said:

@Murv said:

@Hitori0221 said:
damn, this thread is no longer safe for work

For work?

Apart from that, who goes to work at 3 am?

beanman109

bong break see you all soon

cz83s

@itsTomHarper said:

@oloke said:

@itsTomHarper said:
You remember me son @emgh?

hello, are you host rep? any $7/y in sight?

Yes, thanks for contacting Microsoft Tech Support. How can I help?

DO NOT REDEEM!!!1!

emgh

@Ramsterdam said: GreenCloud and HostDZire

better be reloading all 3 threads 24/7 for maximum chances

Arirang

I had plenty of time to buy heartbeat-it STO deal, but I was hesitant for a while and missed it. Lesson learned.

Murv

@FAT32 said:
I think the amount of shit posts might scares MJJ away

Wasn't that always the entire point?
It's our duty as shitposters to protect these sacred grounds!

I shall exorcise every MJJ (including certain someone who betrayed me by calling themselves a real MJJ)

Neoon

Hitori0221

@beanman109 said:

@mandala said:

@beanman109 said:

@Blembim said:
Dear god,

I have made another mistake in my life, I have bought another 6 EUR deal from XXX. Despite I fully achknowledge how bad it is of their VPS from last year. I fully known it and I even experienced it myself, Yet i still gave in. I know it might be a masochist and/or Tsundere but please, it's not. This sin isn't intended. Please forgave me for what i've done god-sama.

BROTHER

Dear 🔆 god, 🙌🙏 I have 🙂 made 👑 another 🔄 mistake 🚫 in my ⚠️ life, 👨 I 😊 have 😤 bought another 🔄 6 🕡 EUR deal 🙅 from 🤤 XXX. Despite I 😊 fully 🌝 achknowledge how 🤏 bad ❌ it is of their 🧏 VPS from 😳 last ♿ year. 🎁😛 I 😁 fully 🌝 known it and I 👍 even 🌑🌑 experienced 🤳 it myself, Yet 👇👀 i 😀 still 🛑😻 gave 🎁 in. I 😀😊😀😀😀😀 know it might 🧘‍♀️ be 👏 a masochist and/or Tsundere but 😥😥😥 please, 🙄🙌🙏 it's not. This sin 😈👹 isn't intended. Please forgave me 🙏😈 for 😣🐻 what i've 🙋 done ✅ god-sama.

bro crashout in my DMs multiple times over this now we back for whole 12 more months

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barbaros

@oloke said:

@Murv said:

@Hitori0221 said:
damn, this thread is no longer safe for work

For work?

Apart from that, who goes to work at 3 am?

@sillycat ?

mjjmjjmjj

@FAT32 said:
I think the amount of shit posts might scares MJJ away

No way, us MJJ are like locusts—no discount can escape us. We’ll even run scripts to snatch deals and then resell them at a high price. If we’re not satisfied, we’ll bombard them with tickets or threaten PayPal disputes. In short, us MJJ are just a bunch of crap.

nekomikoreimu

@beanman109 said:
bong break see you all soon

can you invite me to your shed?

moqi

beanman109

@Arirang said:
I had plenty of time to buy heartbeat-it STO deal, but I was hesitant for a while and missed it. Lesson learned.

maybe this is for the better
saved yourself from 7 different crashouts

Neoon

beanman109

forgot i had a phone to shitpost while smoking bongs in a 34 degree shed
technology is amazing

itsTomHarper

@Neoon said:

oloke

@barbaros said:

@oloke said:

@Murv said:

@Hitori0221 said:
damn, this thread is no longer safe for work

For work?

Apart from that, who goes to work at 3 am?

@sillycat ?

Miku is hiding in your WiFi and @sillycat is MiTMing your TLS connection 🤫

Ramsterdam

@Neoon said:

Fubuki

@nekomikoreimu said:

@Fubukibox said:

@nekomikoreimu said:
Welcome to Fumo thread everyone
(pic from me)

m going to post touhou porn in ur discord dms

22k btc, no aml

ill do it for free

Hitori0221

@barbaros said:

@oloke said:

@Murv said:

@Hitori0221 said:
damn, this thread is no longer safe for work

For work?

Apart from that, who goes to work at 3 am?

@sillycat ?

It's 11am here, greetings from east asia

satorik

Neoon

Jesus, will keep the MJJ away.

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Why is it not a Swedish IP, but German?

emgh

@beanman109 said:
forgot i had a phone to shitpost while smoking bongs in a 34 degree shed
technology is amazing

iShed

ok thats it gonna sleep bye see you guys tomorrow dont forget to thank my first comment on page 1

100 thanks is a giveaway i promise to do something good

tall_ice

I want some cheap vps please. Which company can I really trust?