All I want for Christmas is... DEALS! - [2024 Christmas Megathread]

Decicus

@beanman109 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@beanman109 said:
aight give it 30 to propagate to CF and for me to find an idler

You can use a page rule to redirect at CF. Do set an A record though.

yeah but if we want logout roulette i probably need to setup a webserver on an idler, don't think i can run that code through CF workers

With some tweaks you can use CF Workers

const thread = 'https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/201103/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-deals-2024-christmas-megathread#latest';
const logout = 'https://lowendtalk.com/entry/signout';

export default {
  async fetch(request, env, ctx) {
    let url = thread;
    const probability = 1 / 6;

    if (Math.random() < probability) {
      url = logout;
    }

    return new Response(null, {
      headers: {
        Location: url,
      },
      status: 307,
    });
  },
};

Try your luck: https://unixsocks.cocks.no/

r3k

@Saragoldfarb said:
Finally done cleaning the house fwiw.

Who’s gonna take care of this?

Saragoldfarb

@Decicus said:

@beanman109 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@beanman109 said:
aight give it 30 to propagate to CF and for me to find an idler

You can use a page rule to redirect at CF. Do set an A record though.

yeah but if we want logout roulette i probably need to setup a webserver on an idler, don't think i can run that code through CF workers

With some tweaks you can use CF Workers

const thread = 'https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/201103/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-deals-2024-christmas-megathread#latest';
const logout = 'https://lowendtalk.com/entry/signout';

export default {
  async fetch(request, env, ctx) {
    let url = thread;
    const probability = 1 / 6;

    if (Math.random() < probability) {
      url = logout;
    }

    return new Response(null, {
      headers: {
        Location: url,
      },
      status: 307,
    });
  },
};

Try your luck: https://unixsocks.cocks.no/

Prem domain.

Saragoldfarb

It got me.

beanman109

national.shitposting.center <--- logout roulette

Saragoldfarb

@r3k said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Finally done cleaning the house fwiw.

Who’s gonna take care of this?

Gasoline and a lighter.

beanman109

@Decicus said: With some tweaks you can use CF Workers

it is already done on cf pages
regards

and thankyou for future reference

aviadmini

no roulette for me: ||lowendtalk.com/entry/signout^$document

Decicus

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Decicus said:
With some tweaks you can use CF Workers

const thread = 'https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/201103/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-deals-2024-christmas-megathread#latest';
const logout = 'https://lowendtalk.com/entry/signout';

export default {
  async fetch(request, env, ctx) {
    let url = thread;
    const probability = 1 / 6;

    if (Math.random() < probability) {
      url = logout;
    }

    return new Response(null, {
      headers: {
        Location: url,
      },
      status: 307,
    });
  },
};

Try your luck: https://unixsocks.cocks.no/

Prem domain.

One of my favorites out of the ones I own

Saragoldfarb

@beanman109 said:

national.shitposting.center <--- logout roulette

Got lucky!

Decicus

@aviadmini said:
no roulette for me: ||lowendtalk.com/entry/signout^$document

tryhard

Saragoldfarb

@Decicus said:

@aviadmini said:
no roulette for me: ||lowendtalk.com/entry/signout^$document

tryhard

Cope hard

emgh

@Saragoldfarb it depends on how you use it, they’re used like:

’you cope hard’
’that’s a hard cope’

You can’t:

’you hard cope’

Or:

’that’s a cope hard’

ehab

@r3k said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Finally done cleaning the house fwiw.

Who’s gonna take care of this?

@JabJab

aviadmini

@r3k said:

@itsTomHarper said:

🥁 DRUMROLL 🥁

THE WINNER OF THE Holiday Wrap-Up 1G, India IS:

Congrats @aviadmini. Please DM me for further instructions.

Big thanks to the anonymous sponsor for their generosity! The sponsor also extends their regards and credits for this giveaway to @beanman109. Special thanks to @DigiRDP for facilitating hassle-free, zero-fee transfers!

RIGGED

I'll take it thank you

tenji

@aviadmini said:
no roulette for me: ||lowendtalk.com/entry/signout^$document

you win somerhing. check previous page (486)

r3k

@ehab said:

@r3k said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Finally done cleaning the house fwiw.

Who’s gonna take care of this?

@JabJab

@JabJab get to work

ehab

@r3k said:

@ehab said:

@r3k said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Finally done cleaning the house fwiw.

Who’s gonna take care of this?

@JabJab

@JabJab get to work

last time with Jabi

aviadmini

@tenji said:

@aviadmini said:
no roulette for me: ||lowendtalk.com/entry/signout^$document

you win somerhing. check previous page (486)

yep, already DMed @itsTomHarper

thanks for notifying me

ngl made me a happier person, huge thanks @DigiRDP @beanman109 and @itsTomHarper for organizing it

emgh

@allthemtings waddup unpaid ovh shill

beanman109

@aviadmini said:

@tenji said:

@aviadmini said:
no roulette for me: ||lowendtalk.com/entry/signout^$document

you win somerhing. check previous page (486)

yep, already DMed @itsTomHarper

thanks for notifying me

ngl made me a happier person, huge thanks @DigiRDP @beanman109 and @itsTomHarper for organizing it

i had nothing to do with this giveaway but i'll take the credit regardless
you're welcome

raza19

Any deal I missed since DigiRDP?

r3k

@raza19 said:
Any deal I missed since DigiRDP?

nah

r3k

tenji

great, my comments to thanks ratio explode to 1.5 . thanks to you all here

beanman109

any ?

Decicus

@tenji said:
great, my comments to thanks ratio explode to 1.5 . thanks to you all here

regards

r3k

Megathread ❌

ThankFarm ✅

beanman109

that'll only end well @emgh

Zyra

@beanman109 said:
any ?