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Sincere wishes from MJJ

jasonxujasonxu Member
edited December 2023 in General

Wishing everyone a blue screen when Windows starts up, kernel Panic when Linux starts up, five countries when macos starts up, servers iDRAC/iLO/IPMI/KVM all lose connectivity, routers all explode, routing table memory overflows, switches all loop, firewalls all blocked, wireless channels all conflicting, crimped network cables all short circuited, bgp all leaking meters, cabinets all powered off, raid all exploding, nas data all lost, optical modules all exploded, optical fibers all blocked, optical cats all hot, The electricity meter is completely reversed, and the air switch is completely burnt out.
PHP has all Fatal Errors, fileinfo cannot be installed, npm/composite install reports all errors, Laravel Mix reports all unknown errors, all servers are down, computers are booting up with errors, Linux rm - rf/*, database delete, CN2 bypasses all routes, all lines are blocked, all overseas websites are blocked by walls, servers explode, gateways are unresponsive, proxy 500, website 502, RAID groups explode together, UPS explodes, DDOS CC keeps going all year round, Traffic of thousands of T, concurrency of billions, all ping timeouts, full re review of filing, 404 resources, full SSL redirection, CDN not returning to source, crawlers never coming to your home
Wishing everyone all the best in the new year
Water cooling leakage CPU bent foot fan broken blade mouse double-click keyboard water ingress graphics card flower screen motherboard surge power supply boom USB short circuit solid state bad block disk all red
Rongmai is damp
RAM incompatibility
It's almost Chinese New Year, stop talking about CN2, GIA, XTLS, and GRPC anymore. Your 10Mbps over the wall line won't bring you any substantial benefits when you get home. Friends are spending a lot of money eating, drinking, and having fun, while you silently play with your internet proxy tools at home. Relatives and friends asked you what you had gained during a meal, and you said that I posted a family heirloom VPS with a delay of less than 20ms, and the internet speed could reach 10Gbps. Relatives were confused, and you silently mocked them in your heart, not understanding the quality of your line, and laughing at them. Most likely, they didn't even know what the internet agent was.
Your parents and colleagues are all talking about their children's achievements in a year. My son bought a house, my daughter bought a car, and the girl got a promotion and salary increase. Your parents were silent, but when asked about it, they were impolite and said that my son has had several VPS this year, including several heirloom level ones.

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This is just a joke, please don't take it seriously
This is just a joke, please don't take it seriously
This is just a joke, please don't take it seriously
This is just a joke, please don't take it seriously
This is just a joke, please don't take it seriously

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