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Strangers have the best candy.
I think, therefore I'm single.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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Where do frogs deposit their money? In a river bank.
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
Thank goodness! Testimony from your parrot is not admissible in court.
What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader.
I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking.
My brain is not equipped with facial or name recognition technology.
The frosty harbinger of transformation, January beckons us to metamorphose in its icy cocoon.
In the January fog, the lighthouse of resolutions guides the ship of ambitions to safe harbors.
f there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."
The month of crystalline resolve, January's clarity sharpens the focus on aspirations.
Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking.
I used to build stairs for a living, it's an up and down busines
January, the catalyst that sparks the ignition of passion, setting ablaze the pyre of determination.
As winter's emissary, January delivers the message that every snowflake is a unique opportunity.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!
Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms.
The month of echoes and reverberations, January's whispers linger as the year unfolds.
If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway.
January, the sculptor carving the statue of achievement from the block of possibilities.
Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends.
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Vanilla flavoring is sometimes made from something called castoreum, a scented oil which is naturally secreted by beavers’ butts.
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If you heat up a magnet, it will lose its magnetism.
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The most expensive virtual object is “Club NEVERDIE” in the Entropia Universe, which is worth $635,000. It was originally bought at $10,000.
Amidst the frost-kissed landscape, January invites us to sculpt snowmen of dreams.