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WELCOME TO PAGE 538 - THE RETURN OF THE OTHERS !!
I am sorry. I didn't know Christmas was in Jan in some places. Have heard of Australian Xmas being in June. This is new info.
Been sharing facts. Now, it's time for some dad jokes!
DAD JOKES
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
DAD JOKES
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
DAD JOKES
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
DAD JOKES
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.
Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
hahaha
DAD JOKES
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
DAD JOKES
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
DAD JOKES
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
DAD JOKES
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
DAD JOKES
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.
If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
DAD JOKES
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
DAD JOKES
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
DAD JOKES
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
DAD JOKES
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
DAD JOKES
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
DAD JOKES
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.