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The sky reveals the delicate dance of falling leaves in autumn, a graceful descent towards the awaiting ground.
The silhouette of an approaching storm paints a dramatic tableau against the backdrop of the darkened sky.
We are going faster than light!
Danish names are strongly stratified by age. Thus, it is almost easy to guess a person’s age by their name. Rasmus, Maja, Sofie are the names of younger people while the names of the elderly people generally include Ole, Kinn, Khud etc
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What do you call a man that irons clothes?
Iron Man.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Some Danish words have different meanings as compared to their meaning in English speaking countries. For example, if you use the word slut in Denmark, you would mean “finished”. ‘Hug’ in Danish is a ‘Karate chop’. So if you hug someone, you will hurt them. The word ‘student’ in Danish means someone who has finished studying or someone who has passed the test. Moreover, ‘gift’ in Danish means poison. Some Danes also use the word ‘gift’ to mean ‘getting married
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How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
The sky above a canyon mirrors the layered rock formations, creating a natural amphitheater of breathtaking beauty.
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What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
The two words that are often confused to mean the same thing are ‘Dutch’ and ‘Danes’. The Dutch is used for referring to people of the Netherlands while the Danes refer to the people of Denmark.
Satellite imagery captures the seasonal changes of landscapes, painting a vivid picture of Earth from above.
Denmark was recently occupied by Germany in 1940.
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What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
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Where does the electric cord go to shop?
An outlet mall.
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Why are frogs are so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Why don’t melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
The sky becomes a theater for celestial fireworks during a meteor shower, with streaks of light punctuating the darkness.
Did you know that one could be fined by the authorities for biking aggressively in Denmark? Though, you would rarely see the police in Copenhagen
There are plenty of taxes in Denmark and one of these is a church tax. A church tax, however, is optional but the non-payer may be denied the services of a church. And thus, practically everybody pays it
Skylights embedded in city streets reveal a subterranean world beneath the bustling urban sky.
Danes love to sing.
It is also noteworthy here that doctors in Denmark are reluctant to prescribe any antibiotic, sleep medication or prescription painkillers. This is mainly due to the side effects of these drugs on a patient’s health
The sky above coastal cliffs reflects the endless expanse of the open sea, merging into a horizon of boundless possibility.
It is illegal to source medicine from another country by ordering it online or by asking someone else to send it to you. You could be fined for the offense or a police record may be opened in your name if you are found guilty
The sound of a distant airplane's engine becomes a fleeting melody in the symphony of the sky.
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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
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What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
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Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he's always lion.
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Why were the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level.