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Buy one Asian VPS, get two push-up videos
This is a service transfer offer for GreenCloudVPS 2021 BFNVMeOSJP-1 KVM server in Tokyo Japan.
I decide to let it go because I switched to BudgetKVMJP-2.
Specification
- 1 vCPU, Xeon E5-2690v3
- 2GB RAM
- 50GB NVMe
- 1 dedicated IPv4 and /64 on-link IPv6
- 1000GB monthly transfer, counted in both directions
Compare to the popular 2222-JP plan, this server offers more than double the storage and some more bandwidth.
Information
- YABS benchmark: YABS archive YABSdb
- network looking glass: Tokyo
- BGP subnet: 91.199.209.0/24 2403:71c0:2000::/48
- control panel: SolusVM 1, custom ISO not supported, VNC can be disabled
- host node: NVMeJP4
- involucration risk: 10%
- price increase risk: 10%
The push-up Video
It is our tradition to include a secret push-up video on every service transfer offer.
As requested by @FatGrizzly , this VPS will be loaded with not one, but two push-up videos.
Seller will not publish these videos elsewhere until 7 days after the transaction.
Service Price paid to provider
- billing cycle: every three years
- recurring price: USD $86.00
- next invoice date: 2024-11-26
Provider Transfer Policy
GreenCloudVPS transfer will be performed via ticket.
365 Group LLC charges $10 billing service fee.
Seller pays billing service fee.
Price paid to @yoursunny
- Venmo or CashApp: USD $40 (no transaction fee)
- PayPal: USD $42 (seller pays transaction fee)
If the transfer fails to complete due to reasons outside of seller's control, payment gateway transaction fee will be deducted from the refund.
- what's better57 votes
- 2 vps 1 video38.60%
- 1 vps 1 video  8.77%
- 1 vps 2 video52.63%
Comments
0 vps 0 pushups ftw!
This VPS has not suffered from sudden IPv4 changes.
However, its upstream has changed to NTT network at the moment.
It's our hope that it would go back to IIJ network in next few weeks.
Following option missing from poll:
2 girls 1 cup
It is easy to buy budget-kvm-sale of 2C 4G vps from greencloud with USD25/year.
BudgetKVMJP-2 has 35GB storage.
This one has 50GB storage.
so, this is a VPS transfer with extra bonus - secret pushups porn videos hidden on it.. interesting offer.
You accidentally created the best selling idea. Just imagine buying a 2TB cloud server on auction, with a secret stash of porn inside. WOW!
I can upload 50GB of push-ups filled to the brim, but it would cost more than $42 because I'll have to rent a full scale camera.
It's back on IIJ premium network.
Price reduced to $34 (Venmo / CashApp) $36 (PayPal).
Still available!
Limited time offer until Cyber Monday:
Buyer can either take $6 additional discount (i.e. $28 on Venmo/CashApp and $30 on PayPal) or receive double push-up videos (i.e. 4 videos).
Chicken still available, but I mistakenly deleted the push-ups.
Price reduced to $27.78 (Venmo) or $29.98 (PayPal), does not include video.
Must you swear allegiance to Xi Jinping?
The server is located in Japan.
You shall swear allegiance to Fumio Kishida, prime minister of Japan.
The provider is located in Vietnam.
You shall swear allegiance to Pham Minh Chinh, prime minister of Vietnam.
At least until Xi marches into Hanoi and Tokyo...
The provider is located in North Korea.
You shall swear allegiance to Dennis Rodman, president of North Korea.
The ASN is located in the US.
You shall swear allegiance to Rod Stewart.