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Which certifications do you have?
raindog308
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Worked for Oracle, Intel, McAfee and HPE as Architect and never took any Certifications
Does AML count?
I have a divorce certificate
Anti-, no. Advanced, sure, provided you have a minimum 3 years experience in the field.
Had it for the last 9 years, I can wash your money for you or spot it 🤣
I believe your certificate trumps all man.
I nearly passed a CCNA, only missed it by four points. But about a few months later I decided to become a developer.
I in fact do regret it, working in the Big Data world is so demoralizing to me. Do I want to invade privacy for a living? It's like asking Edward Snowden to stay at the NSA and not leak, or pressuring Greta Thunberg to work for Big Oil.
In fact, the only reason why I started a VPS host is to professionally get away from the Big Data world, even if Big Tech pays my main salary. I hope to eventually make a career change into InfoSec or IT assuming Qeru isn't big enough for my main income (very likely).
None.
Certified awesome.
CCNA and some Microsoft certs. Not like I really want to take em but my job made me had to. Working with their products on a day to day basis anyway so 🤷♂️
Oh and certified VPS idler.
I'm an ordained minister. Next one on the house @ericls
No CCNA for me.
It's very obvious, too.
Francisco
Just this one:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/a5tuk0jplo9cbe3/Harassment Certificate.pdf?dl=0
Only highschool examination certificate.....😅
A bunch of MCP's, a very old RHCSA, ACE (Acronis Certified Engineer), ASP (Acronis Sales Professional), CCNA, CPCSE (Check Point Certified Security Expert), VMWare VCP and a bunch of others that I have probably even forgotten that I have. Oh, I'm also certified in all Nokia IPSO based firewalls, very useful since basically no one even knows Nokia used to do firewalls.
20 years of consulting with customers that requires you to be certified before you are even allowed to touch anything gives you lots of useless diplomas.
I missed CCNA by like 10 points, I didn't learn either, it was offered by the school for free, so I just took it.
The primary focus was Software Development anyway and not Networking, despite I ended up doing booth.
I got a driving certificate from here when I was very tiny in both age and length:
"Intersections". "LawRoom inspired solutions".
I'm pretty sure these mandatory courses are primarily done to achieve lowered insurance rates and avoid lawsuits.
I also have had courses on...
Certified idiot
OCP Java Programmer (java 8 is the newest certificate, didn't need to upgrade further)
OCM Enterprise Architect (JavaEE 6)
Currently because this summer is free for OCI certification, on my way for OCI Architect.
SAP
Professional Certificate in BWT (Browsing and Wasting Time)
Master’s in shaking hands with the milkman
Certificate from WPA
@oyhaco on a serious note, 500 kg dosen’t sound that much for a lifetime? Must be young
I was correct:
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On average, a healthy human adult produces approximately 100 to 200 grams of feces per day. This amount can vary significantly based on factors like diet, hydration, and individual variations in metabolism. Over the course of a year, this would amount to approximately 36 to 72 kilograms (80 to 160 pounds) of feces.
Considering an average lifespan of around 70 to 80 years, the cumulative poop weight for an individual could range between approximately 2.5 to 5.7 metric tons (5,500 to 12,500 pounds). However, it's important to note that these figures are estimates and can vary significantly from person to person.
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Based on that statement, i should have around 1,051.5 kg to 2,628 kg until now.
None,
Just a couple computer engineering degree & a couple master degrees in other fields.
That’s a heavy ass lift
It's insane how so many people don't have birth certificate
But seriously,
Outside of ones that holds little to no weight, I don't have any either. I see a lot of CCNA being mentioned, is it one of those 'a must-have if you're in IT' certificate?