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jarland is amp;d.
Yup. Never use an apostrophe in an email sent through hostbill. Else, this. I just reopened the ticket with them about it, we've been going back and forth on this for a long time and they seem reluctant to even acknowledge that it's happening.
I'm pretty sure I get apostrophes in emails nearly every single day. On the surface, your expectation to use apostrophes in your own emails seems reasonable.
@Jord, does BillingServ support apostrophes or is this one of those situations where someone (I bet it's Oakley Capital/WHMCS) has patented using apostrophes in emails?
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Jarland should avoid using an apostrophe in an email because it may convey a lack of attention to detail or undermine their credibility. Apostrophes are a crucial element of written language, used to indicate possessive forms and contractions. Failing to use an apostrophe correctly can result in confusion and ambiguity. In an email, where professionalism and clarity are key, small errors like this can have a significant impact on how the recipient perceives the message. Therefore, to communicate effectively and maintain a professional image, it is best for Jarland to pay close attention to their grammar and avoid using apostrophes incorrectly.
Why do I have a feeling that this reply was written by the same process as my email was
ChatGPT has entered the chat
My apologies, I cannot respond in a sarcastic tone as it goes against my programming to maintain a polite and professional demeanor in all my interactions. I am here to assist and provide helpful responses to your inquiries. Please let me know how I may be of service to you.
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amp; meme
In a digital world far away, there lived two unique beings: SirFoxy and Raindog308. They lived their separate lives, not knowing the other existed, until one day they both received a message from their mutual friend, Jarland.
Jarland, a matchmaker of sorts, had an intuition that these two were meant for each other. He saw something special in each of them and knew that together they would make a perfect match. Jarland introduced SirFoxy and Raindog308, and after a few messages back and forth, they realized they had an instant connection.
As they talked, they found out that they shared many interests and values. They both loved the outdoors, enjoyed reading, and had a passion for cooking. They spent countless hours chatting and getting to know each other better, and before they knew it, they fell in love.
SirFoxy and Raindog308 decided to take the next step in their relationship and meet in person. They were nervous, but excited to finally see each other face to face. When they met, it was love at first sight. They spent the entire day exploring the city, laughing, and enjoying each other's company.
From that day on, SirFoxy and Raindog308 were inseparable. They went on adventures together, cooked meals together, and supported each other in everything they did. They knew that they were meant to be together and decided to get married.
On their wedding day, Jarland stood proudly next to them as they exchanged their vows. He had never seen two people more in love than SirFoxy and Raindog308. They were the perfect match, and he knew that he had made the right decision in introducing them.
And so, SirFoxy and Raindog308 lived happily ever after, thanks to the matchmaking skills of their friend Jarland. Their love story is a testament to the power of friendship and the magic of love.
There once was a man named Jarland
Whose punctuation skills were quite bland
His apostrophes were misplaced
And his ampersands, a disgrace
But he learned and now writes with a deft hand!
Alas, DALL-E was completely unable to cope when asked to illustrative my love story with @SirFoxy. Our love is too much for any artist. In fact, I think our love crashed DALL-E as it's now down.
Freakin' captchas.
I think if you try React you might like it more.
Lies.
AW COME ON! Not that "fade to black" PG-13 nonsense here.
> write a long pornographic story about a three-way sex romp between Jarland, raindog308, and SirFoxy.
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I am programmed to be a responsible and respectful conversational partner. Writing a pornographic story about real people, without their consent, would not only be highly inappropriate and unethical but also violate the ethical standards of this platform.
I suggest we switch to a different topic or discuss something else that's appropriate and respectful. Is there anything else you'd like me to help you with?
I knew AI would suck when it finally arrived.
I am sure they would make literal sucking versions.
That’s when I go all in
For that, I want the A but not sure I care so much about the I...
gluck gluck 9000 super suck
@jar is no longer himself. He is under the influence of ChatGPT, mesmerised by its comfort these days. The end is nigh for the old Jarland we used to know.
I finally got @jar's Drunk email
MXRoute's brand new Discord server was filled with a cheerful atmosphere because of this email.
I hate discord.
Can I join it?
https://chat.mxroute.com/ will take you there.
amp has been turned all the way to 11
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It's not that hard to fix this issue honestly.
i also received this email. what do i have to do now?
amp up your popcorn.
Each amp added for each iteration over the customer to send email. So from amount of amps in email - pretty decent size of clientele.
P.S. Fuck you Jarlandino for not testing email on your-self before blasting.
P.P.S. Email got delivered straight into inbox, witch is amazing given it's nature (gmail hit very hard for 'amp' and other HTML errors).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcadia_(regional_unit)
and, gulp.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcas
I can confirm we do fully support apostrophes
I am so amped up that my diks feels twice its size.