Who else likes DD's?

crunchbits

Crunchbits.com Dedicated Deals!

We've got some great bare DD's racked for everyone. We will continually update this thread with new dedicated bare metal servers available as existing ones sell out or become unavailable and new ones get put up.

Basic Rules:

1. Don't ask about storage servers/VPSes in here.
2. Upgrades may not be applicable to every type of server, so when a new server deal is posted in here the available upgrades/add-ons compatible with that chassis will also be listed with it.
3. If the server type is sold out, it's sold out. If we have more, it will be in stock.
4. We do have a very large amount of hardware on hand (EPYC, Xeon, etc). If you're looking for something custom, reach out to us. We'll do our best to offer something extremely competitive and sustainable, especially on builds that are out-of-bounds for LET.
5. T-shirts are delayed at the moment. They're going out, but slowly. Demand was overwhelming and we're happy people were interested. It took significantly longer to get everything packed up and labeled than I had anticipated--especially with a core team member going on vacation right as the requests rolled in
6. These are unmanaged services. While our staff may give hints/help out when they're able, remember that these are sold as unmanaged. You should have a basic working knowledge and level of comfort with linux/cli.
7. I want to welcome @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten to our team. If you reply with:

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

You can have one of: +50TB bandwidth on your dedicated server order, free tshirt, or just being cool and welcoming them. They have already significantly improved our end-user experience and I am personally very happy to have them onboard.

Just open a ticket and link to your reply in this thread with your chosen reward and one of us will take care of it.

Standard features with our dedicated servers:

• KVM/Console Access
• Available OSes ready to go: AlmaLinux (8 and 9), CentOS (7 and 8), Debian (10 and 11), OpenVZ 7, Proxmox VE 7, RockyLinux (8 and 9), Ubuntu (18 and 20), Windows Server Datacenter (2019 and 2022--BYOL)
• 1 IPv4
• 1 /64 IPv6

Newest deals will always be at the bottom/last page.

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To start things off, the first dedicated server deal:

E5-2680 V4

• (1) E5-2680 v4 (14c/28t) 2.4GHz base / 3.3GHz boost
• 64GB DDR4 ECC
• (1) 480G SSD + (1) 5TB HDD
• 1G Unmetered port or 100TB @ 10Gbps
• Coupon code: THANKYOUSKORUPIONPIE for 15% off recurring lifetime
• $89/mo $75.65/mo - ORDER

Add-ons only for this deal:

Disks:
-480GB SSD (+$7/mo or $45 one time)
-2TB SSD (+$17/mo or $185 one time)
-5TB HDD (+$12/mo or $125 one time)
Max number of disks any config: 6

Bandwidth special:
-2Gbps unmetered: +$75/mo
-5Gbps unmetered: +$300/mo
-10Gbps unmetered: +$600/mo

GPUs:
-nVidia Quadro P600 (+$15/mo or $125 one time)

CPUs:
-Add another E5-2680 v4 for total of 2 (+$30/mo)

RAM:
-Add another 16GB of DDR4 (+$2.5/mo or $20 one time)

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For one-time add-ons:
1. Purchase the base product you want on the billing cycle you want
2. Open a billing ticket with all requested one-time add-ons, and we will invoice you appropriately and give you an ETA for install.

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All servers in this thread are located physically in Coeur d Alene, ID, USA.

TrK

GLWS and here it goes...

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

SocksAreComfortable

@crunchbits said: Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

I can't afford a Dedi and think I already have a t-shirt coming from the other thread -- but wanted to say congrats on the positions!

dosai

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

zqxinran

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

lisen

its good, i like it.

Levi

In case anyone is born yesterday - DD stands for Double D's. Double D's refer to very wholesome size of woman breasts.

hkbbdx

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

danblaze

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

neoh

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

internetwarrior

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten _{for your DD's!}

MannDude

Double D's? Those are some busty new hires.

Congrats to @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten .

DataRecovery

@crunchbits said:
Who else likes DD's?

everyone @ LET: $ dd size

miu

Hey @crunchbits , you're starting to be a famous provider here!

miu

...Only rich grand papa pic is missing me here today..

and:

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

lala_th

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

AXYZE

Great prices.

Do you own hardware or rent? Its your datacenter or you are colocating?
I've never heard about this city, sounds like French lol

TrK

All right imma out for now 😂

cybertech

@DataRecovery said:

@crunchbits said:
Who else likes DD's?

everyone @ LET: $ dd size

now we talking.

MannDude

@AXYZE said:
Great prices.

Do you own hardware or rent? Its your datacenter or you are colocating?
I've never heard about this city, sounds like French lol

I'll let them touch base on the hardware / datacenter stuff, but the origin of the name can be read about here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coeur_d'Alene_people#Name

(I had the same curiosity about it)

Also, CrunchBits is top-notch. Good provider.

AXYZE

@MannDude said:

@AXYZE said:
Great prices.

Do you own hardware or rent? Its your datacenter or you are colocating?
I've never heard about this city, sounds like French lol

I'll let them touch base on the hardware / datacenter stuff, but the origin of the name can be read about here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coeur_d'Alene_people#Name

(I had the same curiosity about it)

Also, CrunchBits is top-notch. Good provider.

So IT IS French name indeed! Crazy stuff, always something to learn about USA. Very diverse country.

FrankZ

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

Jord

Direct Debit?

fadedmaple

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!
Will you do a sneak peek of other DD's? I am excited for the next deal

default

It is easy to use DD for creating a swap file.

sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/swapfile bs=1M count=1024
sudo chmod 600 /swapfile
sudo mkswap /swapfile
sudo swapon /swapfile
sudo echo '/swapfile none swap defaults 0 0' >> /etc/fstab

PieHasBeenEaten

Guys who going to motorboat my dd’s?

crunchbits

@MannDude said:
Double D's? Those are some busty new hires.

Congrats to @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten .

Yeah, HR looked at me funny when I said a hiring requirement was DDs. I think it got lost in translation.

@miu said:

...Only rich grand papa pic is missing me here today..

and:

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

This is surprised business man when he sees our DDs. Rich grand papa is going to make a comeback for soon-to-come refreshed NVMe VPS plans.

@AXYZE said:
Great prices.

Do you own hardware or rent? Its your datacenter or you are colocating?
I've never heard about this city, sounds like French lol

Thank you--all hardware is owned. The CDA location is colocated. The name is of French origins.

@Jord said:
Direct Debit?

I assume that would be a requirement if you want to keep (any kind of) DD's around.

@fadedmaple said:
Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!
Will you do a sneak peek of other DD's? I am excited for the next deal

Hard to say. It can change depending on a lot of factors. There should be a limited supply of E3-based, less expensive, less customizable options inbound but with one really big unique feature.

General update from recent orders:

• Just to clarify: any changes/derivations from base plan will require us to physically modify the server to suit. Generally, we will have custom work done within 48 hours of paid invoice. Any timeline beyond that and we will automatically modify billing/invoice dates to align with successful delivery of services.
• The only caveat is on the P600's. We have more servers than we have P600's on hand. A few more are inbound, but arrival is 2/11. In any case, the server will be available earlier with expected downtime to install upon arrival, and billing will be adjusted.

Jord

@crunchbits said: I assume that would be a requirement if you want to keep (any kind of) DD's around.

chitree

@LTniger said:
In case anyone is born yesterday - DD stands for Double D's. Double D's refer to very wholesome size of woman breasts.

chitree

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!

Zyra

Thank you @skorupion and @PieHasBeenEaten for your DD's!