Looking for someone to shoot an instructional video

serverian

Hello guys.

I'm looking for someone with native/native-like spoken English skills to shoot me an instructional video to be sent to first time customers for a VPS service.

It would be basically a desktop recording with voice on top of that.

The shooter should be able to edit the video to put titles/sections in it.

The video will basically have these key points:

• Definition of the service they purchased
• How to start using the service
• What to do in some situations
• Answer some frequently asked questions

I will provide what needs to be included in the video in detail to the ones who are interested.

Please send me one of your videos which you'd would think that would be a good example in PM.

We will then discuss the compensation.

Thank you.

DP

@raindog308

jar

I can do it but only if I can have live video in the corner and I'm dressed like Hugh Hefner.

yoursunny

@Nekki will do it but only if she's paid in virgins.

fluffernutter

@yoursunny will do it but only if he can have a live pushup cam in the corner

serverian

@jar said:
I can do it but only if I can have live video in the corner and I'm dressed like Hugh Hefner.

Everybody can do it that way. No cutting corners.

Radi

I'd be happy to do it, but people told me that my spoken English has somewhat of a Russian accent.

CheepCluck

I can speak a alcohol influenced american (some may call it englesh). Anywho, I am open to this but I require 1 30 rack of Natty Ice.

dahartigan

MJJ @yoursunny will show push-ups alongside screencasts.

dosai

@Radi said:
I'd be happy to do it, but people told me that my spoken English has somewhat of a Russian accent.

Now I really want to hear you speak.

Radi

@dosai said:

@Radi said:
I'd be happy to do it, but people told me that my spoken English has somewhat of a Russian accent.

Now I really want to hear you speak.

Do you wish to hear any specific phrase? I'll record and PM.

CheepCluck

@Radi said:

@dosai said:

@Radi said:
I'd be happy to do it, but people told me that my spoken English has somewhat of a Russian accent.

Now I really want to hear you speak.

Do you wish to hear any specific phrase? I'll record and PM.

I have one, you can post it here!
Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.

dosai

@Radi said:

@dosai said:

@Radi said:
I'd be happy to do it, but people told me that my spoken English has somewhat of a Russian accent.

Now I really want to hear you speak.

Do you wish to hear any specific phrase? I'll record and PM.

I will pm you, thanks.

Radi

@CheepCluck said:

@Radi said:

@dosai said:

@Radi said:
I'd be happy to do it, but people told me that my spoken English has somewhat of a Russian accent.

Now I really want to hear you speak.

Do you wish to hear any specific phrase? I'll record and PM.

I have one, you can post it here!
Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.

No

Anyway, let's not derail @serverian 's thread any further.

hostdare

@Radi said: I'd be happy to do it, but people told me that my spoken English has somewhat of a Russian accent.

Okay okay , this is what I can speak in English ( people tell me that )

dbContext

@Nekki is your guy, he'll even show ass if you pay enough.

Nekki

@Radi said:

@dosai said:

@Radi said:
I'd be happy to do it, but people told me that my spoken English has somewhat of a Russian accent.

Now I really want to hear you speak.

Do you wish to hear any specific phrase? I'll record and PM.

Jesus Christ, what an offer.

Nekki

@dbContext said:
@Nekki is your guy, he'll even show ass if you pay enough.

To be fair, I don't need paying - see my signature.

dbContext

@Nekki said:

@dbContext said:
@Nekki is your guy, he'll even show ass if you pay enough.

To be fair, I don't need paying - see my signature.

CheepCluck

@Radi said:

@CheepCluck said:

@Radi said:

@dosai said:

@Radi said:
I'd be happy to do it, but people told me that my spoken English has somewhat of a Russian accent.

Now I really want to hear you speak.

Do you wish to hear any specific phrase? I'll record and PM.

I have one, you can post it here!
Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.

No

Anyway, let's not derail @serverian 's thread any further.

If you could substitute wessels with weasles and I give you a $5 gift card to dairy queen, Ill take it in a PM.

Waldo19

I'll do it if you double my bandwidth.

redmaya

I'll give it a shot

Sent you a DM.

duckeeyuck

@serverian said: We will then discuss the compensation.

Can't you tell a range that will depend on quality?

HalfEatenPie

@serverian said:

@jar said:
I can do it but only if I can have live video in the corner and I'm dressed like Hugh Hefner.

Everybody can do it that way. No cutting corners.

What if it's not cutting corners but rather sanding it down so that it's not as pointy?

I hear woodworkers do that to furniture to make it safer. They even sand it down. By rounding corners would you say they're cutting corners?