I don't know what to do with the virmach machine

mecdd

The virmach machine purchased in Japan pre-sale has been turned on and has been offline until now，The ticket sent has no response for 4 days and is automatically closed，Now the machine can't be used, I don't know what to do, please help me, thank you

bulbasaur

Sue Virmach.

mecdd

@stevewatson301 said:
Sue Virmach.

It doesn't work at all, although their price is very low, but even the most basic boot can't be achieved

Nekki

@mecdd said:
The virmach machine purchased in Japan pre-sale has been turned on and has been offline until now，The ticket sent has no response for 4 days and is automatically closed，Now the machine can't be used, I don't know what to do, please help me, thank you

I would recommend hanging your arm over the back of the chair so it goes numb and then have half an hour of PornHub.

mecdd

@Nekki said:

@mecdd said:
The virmach machine purchased in Japan pre-sale has been turned on and has been offline until now，The ticket sent has no response for 4 days and is automatically closed，Now the machine can't be used, I don't know what to do, please help me, thank you

I would recommend hanging your arm over the back of the chair so it goes numb and then have half an hour of PornHub.

Been playing PornHub for 4 days. I post this thread because I really can't do anything about it

plumberg

@mecdd said:

@stevewatson301 said:
Sue Virmach.

It doesn't work at all, although their price is very low, but even the most basic boot can't be achieved

Try sueing him double. Then it will be more impactful.

emgh

@Nekki said:

@mecdd said:
The virmach machine purchased in Japan pre-sale has been turned on and has been offline until now，The ticket sent has no response for 4 days and is automatically closed，Now the machine can't be used, I don't know what to do, please help me, thank you

I would recommend hanging your arm over the back of the chair so it goes numb and then have half an hour of PornHub.

You actually do that?

Nekki

@mecdd said:

@Nekki said:

@mecdd said:
The virmach machine purchased in Japan pre-sale has been turned on and has been offline until now，The ticket sent has no response for 4 days and is automatically closed，Now the machine can't be used, I don't know what to do, please help me, thank you

I would recommend hanging your arm over the back of the chair so it goes numb and then have half an hour of PornHub.

Been playing PornHub for 4 days. I post this thread because I really can't do anything about it

4 days of solid fapping will have you shooting dust for sure, but I respect the graft.

So set down the laptop and go get something to drink in a bar, perhaps you'll meet a sexy other, get friendly, take them back to yours and end up crying because you now can't even generate an erection without viewing pornography, let alone cum.

A VPS being offline doesn't seem so bad now, does it?

Nekki

@emgh said: You actually do that?

No, like all professional wankers, I have other equipment.

VMISS

The boss is too busy on the per-sales

nvme

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: You actually do that?

No, like all professional wankers, I have other equipment.

Care to share and enlighten other members?

risharde

@VirMach

Nekki

@nvme said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: You actually do that?

No, like all professional wankers, I have other equipment.

Care to share and enlighten other members?

https://thepillowwithahole.co.uk/product/legpillow/

You're welcome.

emgh

@Nekki said:

@nvme said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: You actually do that?

No, like all professional wankers, I have other equipment.

Care to share and enlighten other members?

https://thepillowwithahole.co.uk/product/legpillow/

You're welcome.

Why do I have a feeling your use-case isn't the intended one?

Nekki

@emgh said:

@Nekki said:

@nvme said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: You actually do that?

No, like all professional wankers, I have other equipment.

Care to share and enlighten other members?

https://thepillowwithahole.co.uk/product/legpillow/

You're welcome.

Why do I have a feeling your use-case isn't the intended one?

We can’t all go splashing out (and subsequently splashing in) a fleshlight.

cybertech

sell your account

yoursunny

@mecdd said:

@Nekki said:

I would recommend hanging your arm over the back of the chair so it goes numb and then have half an hour of PornHub.

Been playing PornHub for 4 days. I post this thread because I really can't do anything about it

Have you tried doing push-ups?
I hear push-ups solve all the problems.
Chest so sore that you can crack open the Japan machine.

AlwaysSkint

@cybertech said: sell your account

Isn't that what all the MJJs do anyway?

cybertech

@AlwaysSkint said:

@cybertech said: sell your account

Isn't that what all the MJJs do anyway?

they normally sell with a working vps. now he has to give discount for a dead one.

TimboJones

@Nekki said:

@nvme said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: You actually do that?

No, like all professional wankers, I have other equipment.

Care to share and enlighten other members?

https://thepillowwithahole.co.uk/product/legpillow/

You're welcome.

Is he the UK version of the US MyPillow guy? If not, time to expand to North America!

Void

I don't know what to do with the virmach machine

Most people here too so they just let it idle. Assume your VPS is running but idling. Eventually you’ll get over it.

mecdd

@plumberg said:

@mecdd said:

@stevewatson301 said:
Sue Virmach.

It doesn't work at all, although their price is very low, but even the most basic boot can't be achieved

Try sueing him double. Then it will be more impactful.

@jmaxwell said:

I don't know what to do with the virmach machine

Most people here too so they just let it idle. Assume your VPS is running but idling. Eventually you’ll get over it.

i say fuck virmach

Nekki

@mecdd said:

@plumberg said:

@mecdd said:

@stevewatson301 said:
Sue Virmach.

It doesn't work at all, although their price is very low, but even the most basic boot can't be achieved

Try sueing him double. Then it will be more impactful.

@jmaxwell said:

I don't know what to do with the virmach machine

Most people here too so they just let it idle. Assume your VPS is running but idling. Eventually you’ll get over it.

i say fuck virmach

There was a young man named mcedd,
Who had problems inside of his head,
To PornHub he went,
His penis was spent,
And @Virmach made him wish he was dead

Void

@mecdd said:

@plumberg said:

@mecdd said:

@stevewatson301 said:
Sue Virmach.

It doesn't work at all, although their price is very low, but even the most basic boot can't be achieved

Try sueing him double. Then it will be more impactful.

@jmaxwell said:

I don't know what to do with the virmach machine

Most people here too so they just let it idle. Assume your VPS is running but idling. Eventually you’ll get over it.

i say fuck virmach

Don’t just say it, do it.

typicalGtaTG

@mecdd said:

@plumberg said:

@mecdd said:

@stevewatson301 said:
Sue Virmach.

It doesn't work at all, although their price is very low, but even the most basic boot can't be achieved

Try sueing him double. Then it will be more impactful.

@jmaxwell said:

I don't know what to do with the virmach machine

Most people here too so they just let it idle. Assume your VPS is running but idling. Eventually you’ll get over it.

i say fuck virmach

kinky

Greyhound

Bite Virmach

bdl

@yoursunny said:

...

Have you tried doing push-ups?
I hear push-ups solve all the problems.
Chest so sore that you can crack open the Japan machine.

https://hackaday.com/2022/04/22/machine-learning-helps-you-get-in-shape-while-working-a-desk-job/

VirMach

@mecdd said:
The virmach machine purchased in Japan pre-sale has been turned on and has been offline until now，The ticket sent has no response for 4 days and is automatically closed，Now the machine can't be used, I don't know what to do, please help me, thank you

kevertje

"stupid"

Hamer

@jmaxwell said:

@mecdd said:

@plumberg said:

@mecdd said:

@stevewatson301 said:
Sue Virmach.

It doesn't work at all, although their price is very low, but even the most basic boot can't be achieved

Try sueing him double. Then it will be more impactful.

@jmaxwell said:

I don't know what to do with the virmach machine

Most people here too so they just let it idle. Assume your VPS is running but idling. Eventually you’ll get over it.

i say fuck virmach

Don’t just say it, do it.

Aha. If I can watch the live show.

dahartigan

@cybertech said:

@AlwaysSkint said:

@cybertech said: sell your account

Isn't that what all the MJJs do anyway?

they normally sell with a working vps. now he has to give discount for a dead one.

ROFL, nice one