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help, i just my vps

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  • duckeeyuckduckeeyuck Member
    edited November 2021

    @deank said: I'd say he left it out intentionally at this point.
    Because a person cannot be that dumb.

    stop playing dumb and tell me how to fix it

  • Who wants to bet that guy fucked his vps?

  • ArkasArkas Moderator

    @codelock said: Who wants to bet that guy fucked his vps?

    How does one do that? lol

  • brueggusbrueggus Member, IPv6 Advocate

    Wtf... can't we just try to help him out?

    Have you already tried to your VPS? If that doesn't work, please in the control panel and check again if your VPS is now.

  • ArkasArkas Moderator

    RESET your VPS from the control panel. Reinstall OS

  • you only need to vps
    if it doesn't work, you should vps

  • Try .. .. VPS
    (Insert appropriate phrase.)

  • @Arkas said: How does one do that? lol

  • If you do on the vps it will fix it

  • snzsnz Member
    edited November 2021

    Well, it's kinda sad that this thread amuses me.

    Did you try to ryzen your VPS? It works fine.

  • @duckeeyuck said:
    3. then I accidentally whole vps

    In case you're being serious and not trolling or memeing...

    You didn't say what you actually did to the VPS. What did you do to the VPS? What needs to be fixed on it? There's no action to what you did. Did you fuck it? Did you rm -fr /* it?

    You gave zero information.

  • @HalfEatenPie said:

    @duckeeyuck said:
    3. then I accidentally whole vps

    In case you're being serious and not trolling or memeing...

    You didn't say what you actually did to the VPS. What did you do to the VPS? What needs to be fixed on it? There's no action to what you did. Did you fuck it? Did you rm -fr /* it?

    You gave zero information.

    He fucked his vps atleast in metaphor

  • @JabJab said:
    rm -fr is the best!

    or rm -de if at Hetzner.

  • @codelock said:

    @HalfEatenPie said:

    @duckeeyuck said:
    3. then I accidentally whole vps

    In case you're being serious and not trolling or memeing...

    You didn't say what you actually did to the VPS. What did you do to the VPS? What needs to be fixed on it? There's no action to what you did. Did you fuck it? Did you rm -fr /* it?

    You gave zero information.

    He fucked his vps atleast in metaphor

    Honestly I really just wanted to say "did you fuck it physically?"

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  • jarjar Patron Provider, Top Host, Veteran

    I'm invoking rule 31

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  • NeoonNeoon Community Contributor, Veteran

    @duckeeyuck said:

    @Neoon said: Did you try to turn it off and on again?

    can't you read? :/

    "help, i just my vps"

    What you just? you fucked it? It fucked you?
    Did it bang your wife? Your neighbour? The entire galaxy?

  • @Neoon said:

    @duckeeyuck said:

    @Neoon said: Did you try to turn it off and on again?

    can't you read? :/

    "help, i just my vps"

    What you just? you fucked it? It fucked you?
    Did it bang your wife? Your neighbour? The entire galaxy?

    No hooker in that joke I am disappointed

  • NeoonNeoon Community Contributor, Veteran

    @codelock said:

    @Neoon said:

    @duckeeyuck said:

    @Neoon said: Did you try to turn it off and on again?

    can't you read? :/

    "help, i just my vps"

    What you just? you fucked it? It fucked you?
    Did it bang your wife? Your neighbour? The entire galaxy?

    No hooker in that joke I am disappointed

    If it had fun with the entire galaxy, it did indeed banged all hookers or did it not?

  • imagine thinking you're knowledgeable but not actually understanding how to a vps

    you guys are a joke, yet you're making fun of me, yet nobody has any idea on how to this emergency

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  • @duckeeyuck said:
    imagine thinking you're knowledgeable but not actually understanding how to a vps

    How to WHAT a VPS? If you need help then you need to describe the problem to us but you haven't told us anything besides "how to a vps", which doesn't tell anyone anything.

    @duckeeyuck said:
    you guys are a joke, yet you're making fun of me, yet nobody has any idea on how to this emergency

    Some are making fun of you yes. But I'm literally here asking you for more details and yet you haven't given any.

    WHAT did you do? WHAT is broken? WHAT is wrong? Be more descriptive than "how to a vps".

  • ArkasArkas Moderator

    @jar said: I'm invoking rule 31

    According to Gibbs, rule 31 is "Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you."

    Thanked by 2jar Clouvider
  • typicalGtaTGtypicalGtaTG Member, Host Rep

    @Shot2 said:

    @JabJab said:
    rm -fr is the best!

    or rm -de if at Hetzner.

    hetzner US also exists now sir... he could try to the vps....

  • ehabehab Member
    edited November 2021

    @duckeeyuck said:
    imagine thinking you're knowledgeable but not actually understanding how to a vps

    you guys are a joke, yet you're making fun of me, yet nobody has any idea on how to this emergency

    I can help you

    close your computer and come back next Monday

    Thanked by 1TimboJones
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  • Please your vps, followed by your vps then vps your vps and spv your vps and then consider to vps.

    Edit: wait this is not in off topic
    Edit2: i did not edit this post
    Edit 3: why are people taking this seriously

  • ArkasArkas Moderator

    @caracal said: Edit 3: why are people taking this seriously

    Because we are eager to help, and assume a real emergency instead of an ass troll that should be banned.

  • @Arkas said: Because we are eager to help, and assume a real emergency instead of an ass troll that should be banned.

    stop like this about your self its not for your self-esteem

  • same

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