I need UK and NL location KVM virtual server. It must be affordable and reliable.

akcuraw

UK VPS: 1GB memory, 1 CPU core, 15GB HDD, 1000Mbps uplink, 1 IPv4, +768GB bandwidth.

NL offshore VPS: 1GB memory, 1 CPU core, 15GB HDD, 1000Mbps uplink, 1 IPv4, 2TB bandwidth.

Clouvider

One of our Customers will certainly be happy to help : )

@AlexBarakov @AlexanderM @AnthonySmith @davidgestiondbi

That's on our great MPLS-TE, Juniper based network (MX480, MX240, MX104- TRIO Chipset based fabric) with geographically dispersed routing sites across London. See http://bgp.he.net/AS62240. We transit with Level3, NTT, GTT, Telia, Cogent, have a premium private peering to Liberty Global EU Networks (Virgin Media included) and peer with likes of BT, Sky UK, TalkTalk, AA ISP and others via LINX.

AnthonySmith

4 CPU Cores (Equal Share)
1 GB Ram - DDR4
20 GB SSD Cached Disk space - HW Raid 10 SAS + SSD Cache
1000 GB Bandwidth @ 1 gbit (shared)
1 x IPv4 address
1 x /64 IPv6 

€4.00 p/month order link

I can provide something similar in the Netherlands however with your offshore in bold I assume you want it for something like torrenting? if that is not the case then no problem.

Nekki

NL = offshore?

Fucking bell.

ucxo

Mind defining "offshore"?
You're not a provider; quit the buzzwords.

Rhys

█████CLOUVIDER█████

One of our Customers will certainly be happy to help   

@AlexBarakov @AlexanderM @AnthonySmith @davidgestiondbi

That's on our great
★★MPLS-TE, Juniper based network ★ ★
(MX480, MX240, MX104- TRIO Chipset based fabric) with geographically dispersed routing sites across London. See

★★★ http://bgp.he.net/AS62240 ★★★

We transit with ★Level3★, ★NTT★, ★GTT★, ★Telia★, ★Cogent★, have a premium private peering to ★★★Liberty Global EU Networks★★★ (Virgin Media included) and peer with likes of
★★★★BT, Sky UK, TalkTalk, AA ISP★★★
and others via ★★LINX★★.

GenjiSwitchPls

WHT PREMIUM.

Clouvider

@Rhys said:
█████CLOUVIDER█████

One of our Customers will certainly be happy to help   

@AlexBarakov @AlexanderM @AnthonySmith @davidgestiondbi

That's on our great
★★MPLS-TE, Juniper based network ★ ★
(MX480, MX240, MX104- TRIO Chipset based fabric) with geographically dispersed routing sites across London. See

★★★ http://bgp.he.net/AS62240 ★★★

We transit with ★Level3★, ★NTT★, ★GTT★, ★Telia★, ★Cogent★, have a premium private peering to ★★★Liberty Global EU Networks★★★ (Virgin Media included) and peer with likes of
★★★★BT, Sky UK, TalkTalk, AA ISP★★★
and others via ★★LINX★★.

Thanks :-).

Looks as awful as you wanted it to

GenjiSwitchPls

@Clouvider said:

Thanks :-).

Looks as awful as you wanted it to

I think he was referring to the default copy pasta response which you are just auto dropping in any thread with UK and VPS

1) https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/2247709/#Comment_2247709
2) https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/2247184/#Comment_2247184
3) https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/116272/i-need-uk-and-nl-location-kvm-virtual-server-it-must-be-affordable-and-reliable#latest

Again I just dislike this default reply. Be creative get some vengaboys out or something.

Clouvider

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Clouvider said:

Thanks :-).

Looks as awful as you wanted it to

I think he was referring to the default copy pasta response which you are just auto dropping in any thread.

1) https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/2247709/#Comment_2247709
2) https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/2247184/#Comment_2247184
3) https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/116272/i-need-uk-and-nl-location-kvm-virtual-server-it-must-be-affordable-and-reliable#latest

Again I just dislike this default reply. Be creative get some vengaboys out or something.

You're free to dislike, but out of respect to @akcuraw let's discuss it somewhere else, shall we ;-)?

Amitz

GenjiSwitchPls said: Be creative

Like the ever-repeating "Get a slice!"?

GenjiSwitchPls

@Amitz said:

GenjiSwitchPls said: Be creative

Like the ever-repeating "Get a slice!"?

I mean its more creative than VDS or VPS. But again I'd only ever link Slices to BuyVM and disagree with clouviders use but hey ho

AnthonySmith

And with this thread in mind, I think it's time for a short LET break for me, be back on Saturday with some awesome sauce offers

GenjiSwitchPls

@AnthonySmith said:
And with this thread in mind, I think it's time for a short LET break for me, be back on Saturday with some awesome sauce offers

See you Saturday, anything you can leak now for a quick hint

Nekki

@Clouvider said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Clouvider said:

Thanks :-).

Looks as awful as you wanted it to

I think he was referring to the default copy pasta response which you are just auto dropping in any thread.

1) https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/2247709/#Comment_2247709
2) https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/2247184/#Comment_2247184
3) https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/116272/i-need-uk-and-nl-location-kvm-virtual-server-it-must-be-affordable-and-reliable#latest

Again I just dislike this default reply. Be creative get some vengaboys out or something.

You're free to dislike, but out of respect to @akcuraw let's discuss it somewhere else, shall we ;-)?

Ops clearly a bit of nob, so let's party.

Nekki

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Amitz said:

GenjiSwitchPls said: Be creative

Like the ever-repeating "Get a slice!"?

I mean its more creative than VDS or VPS. But again I'd only ever link Slices to BuyVM and disagree with clouviders use but hey ho

Isn't VDS some form of sexually transmitted disease?

GenjiSwitchPls

@Nekki said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Amitz said:

GenjiSwitchPls said: Be creative

Like the ever-repeating "Get a slice!"?

I mean its more creative than VDS or VPS. But again I'd only ever link Slices to BuyVM and disagree with clouviders use but hey ho

Isn't VDS some form of sexually transmitted disease?

I mean we can make one named VDS, you mind fancy a wander?

Nekki

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Nekki said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Amitz said:

GenjiSwitchPls said: Be creative

Like the ever-repeating "Get a slice!"?

I mean its more creative than VDS or VPS. But again I'd only ever link Slices to BuyVM and disagree with clouviders use but hey ho

Isn't VDS some form of sexually transmitted disease?

I mean we can make one named VDS, you mind fancy a wander?

I've been watching a lot of Naruto recently with all it's crazily super powers, so I kind of conflated that with STDs and came up with Vaginal Discharge Sword!

GenjiSwitchPls

@Nekki said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Nekki said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Amitz said:

GenjiSwitchPls said: Be creative

Like the ever-repeating "Get a slice!"?

I mean its more creative than VDS or VPS. But again I'd only ever link Slices to BuyVM and disagree with clouviders use but hey ho

Isn't VDS some form of sexually transmitted disease?

I mean we can make one named VDS, you mind fancy a wander?

I've been watching a lot of Naruto recently with all it's crazily super powers, so I kind of conflated that with STDs and came up with Vaginal Discharge Sword!

Vaginal Discharge Surge sounds more medical however Sword definitely sounds much more aggressive if you are into that

Nekki

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Nekki said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Nekki said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Amitz said:

GenjiSwitchPls said: Be creative

Like the ever-repeating "Get a slice!"?

I mean its more creative than VDS or VPS. But again I'd only ever link Slices to BuyVM and disagree with clouviders use but hey ho

Isn't VDS some form of sexually transmitted disease?

I mean we can make one named VDS, you mind fancy a wander?

I've been watching a lot of Naruto recently with all it's crazily super powers, so I kind of conflated that with STDs and came up with Vaginal Discharge Sword!

Vaginal Discharge Surge sounds more medical however Sword definitely sounds much more aggressive if you are into that

That actually works on both counts.

GenjiSwitchPls

@Nekki said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Nekki said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Nekki said:

@GenjiSwitchPls said:

@Amitz said:

GenjiSwitchPls said: Be creative

Like the ever-repeating "Get a slice!"?

I mean its more creative than VDS or VPS. But again I'd only ever link Slices to BuyVM and disagree with clouviders use but hey ho

Isn't VDS some form of sexually transmitted disease?

I mean we can make one named VDS, you mind fancy a wander?

I've been watching a lot of Naruto recently with all it's crazily super powers, so I kind of conflated that with STDs and came up with Vaginal Discharge Sword!

Vaginal Discharge Surge sounds more medical however Sword definitely sounds much more aggressive if you are into that

That actually works on both counts.

Counts or Cunts. That leads to an additional series of questions.

GenjiSwitchPls

hey @Nekki looking for a new STD?
One of our Customers will certainly be happy to help : )

@GenjiSwitchPlz @Rhys @Yoda @Bopie

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Nekki

@GenjiSwitchPls said:
hey @Nekki looking for a new STD?
One of our Customers will certainly be happy to help : )

@GenjiSwitchPlz @Rhys @Yoda @Bopie

That's on our great MPLS-TE, Juniper based kink room (LSD, Crack cocaine, pink fluffy hand cuffs) with geographically dispersed prostitutes sites across London. See http://queerupnorth.com/ (Hosted thanks to Piohost). We transit with chlamydia, HIV, Hepatitis, Gonorrhoea, have a premium private peering to AIDS (Virgin Media) and peer with likes of Crabs, Syphilis, Herpes, Genital Warts and others via LIN

I am so fucking horny right now.