No Uptime: SSD VPS ★ 24/7 Superhuman Support ★ SSD Powered ★ 50% OFF
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Company name: No Uptime
Introduction:
Since 2016 No Uptime has been providing reliable, scalable and secure VPS hosting solutions for individuals and businesses of all sizes. We pride ourselves on solid network reliability and responsive 24/7 superhuman support.
High Quality Hardware - All our servers are powered by the latest generation of Intel processors with the maximum amount of RAM memory.
Maximum Performance - Our VPS platform is designed to provide security and speed without compromise. All this leads to a better user experience.
Website address: www.nouptime.host
Payment methods:
- Visa, MasterCard, and American Express
- PayPal has to be requested via ticket.
All our VPS are powered by SSD - Faster Disks!
DataCenter Location & Test Files
- Datacenter Name - Miami, Florida
- Test IPv4: 45.58.127.2
- Test file: http://45.58.127.2/100MB-test.bin
VPS Packages include:
- Instant Setup
- 1 Gbps Uplink Port Speed
- Windows & Linux distro’s
- 24/7/365 No Uptime Superhuman Support via Helpdesk
Our Host Node Specifications
- CPU 6700K
- 64 GB RAM
- 4 x 1 TB SSD
- Hardware RAID 10
- 1 Gbps Port
VPS Plan ( No Uptime VPS P1 )
- 1.5 GB DDR4 RAM
- 1x vCPU
- 30 GB SSD Disk space
- 1.5 TB Transfer
- 1Gbps uplink
- 1x IPv4
- Virtualizor/KVM
- $10/month ( After discount the price would be $5/mo )
- Order link
Available OS
- CentOS
- SuSE
- Scientific
- Fedora
- Debian
- Ubuntu
- Windows Server 2008 R2
- Windows Server 2012 R2 *Being added.
- Windows Server 2016 *Being added.
COUPON CODE
Use the coupon code FIRST200 to get 50% discount for LIFETIME
Don't see what you need? Open a ticket for a custom quote!
Comments
Risky sign up...with a web hosting company called "No Uptime"
Well.. That's bold branding.
It seems that all good hosting-related domains are taken, so it's time to employ irony...
Souptimehost would have been better!
what superhuman mean ?
So you're a rip off of my current host I'm with?
http://www.nouptime.com/
I do believe LET has finally 'jumped the shark'.
This is fucking ridiculous.
And something people are not yet shouting for 6700K CPU, hopefully the Desktop CPU...
So no ECC memory.
Your billing says a discount is one-time, so your offer goes against the rules.
No Uptime makes it sound like the server is going to be down all the time. How come did you chose this name?
Fun name though :-)
It's for selling the lowest priced possible idling plans. They know their market.
It's been fixed.
It's only a fun name but it's a real business.
@nouptimehost @NoUptime why two separate accounts?
Two different people.
Please get personalised accounts if you wish to continue using two accounts to represent your company. Contact me on the help desk and I'll change your username.
Sent in a ticket for you.
This all sounds like a joke
Instant setup. PayPal has to be requested via ticket.
Seriously??
Really?
Something interesting has happen on our end but it's almost resolved now.
Lol your client area is down.
Edit: It is up agin. But look like your www is redirecting to somewhere else.
well, they say "no uptime"
It's been resolved now. I'm sorry about that, a small human error happen.
I want to sign up... =D for the lulz
It started as a joke, but seriously it seems like if you sign up you'll only have yourself to blame.
This is suspiciously tempting.
Will we have full root/ssh access
Can we load the listed O/S's as many times as we want to change or rebuild
What else aren't you tell us that we need to know
A quote from their website:
A quote from the public whois database:
If it was mine I would call it as : whatsuptime.com lol.
Came here to say the same thing...