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Secure certified Mail (and web) hosting

WilliamWilliam Veteran
edited September 18 in Requests

Google finally caught up and found my OFAC listing even tho i am billed from Ireland on EU infra...

I need:

EU+CH+NO+IS+LI
2TB SSD hot redundant space (3.2mil emails)
1TB SSD hot redundant storage for picture archive (few 100k)
1 domain/SSL webhosting
50 domains mailbox (all forward only to main)
500GB traffic
IPv6

Datacenter Tier 3 plus, certified and provide me proof
Security external audited
Accounting clean, not overindebted
Proof of building insurance (fire, fire water, short)
Not in earthquake zone
Not in Slovakia, Hungary or Croatia
Not near sea
Not in alps/high up
Bulletproof EU privacy terms and inhouse lawyer
Ideally public traded company
Must be 10yr in business or otherwise here validated
Must have EU VAT ID and CANNOT be self employed, limited and higher only

Budget high 3 digit to low 4 digit/mo €, Card or Bank paid yearly.
Unmanaged server not interesting.

Thanked by 1rpqu

Comments

  • LOL, you are not OFAC material and probably at this point just seeking attention ("look at me, I am bad ass criminal that did jail because of joint/weed and TOR" )

  • No anti-drone defense system?

  • sillycatsillycat Member
    edited September 18

    @William said: OFAC listing

    Link? Can't find it.

    Also, all of this work, just to have you as a client contributing 60/y. Lol.

    Thanked by 1nghialele
  • @sillycat said: you as a client

    No no, the client will officially be his wife's boyfriend's company in Albania!

    Thanked by 1sillycat
  • @William said:
    Google finally caught up and found my OFAC listing even tho i am billed from Ireland on EU infra...

    I need:

    EU+CH+NO+IS+LI
    2TB SSD hot redundant space (3.2mil emails)
    1TB SSD hot redundant storage for picture archive (few 100k)
    1 domain/SSL webhosting
    50 domains mailbox (all forward only to main)
    500GB traffic
    IPv6

    Datacenter Tier 3 plus, certified and provide me proof
    Security external audited
    Accounting clean, not overindebted
    Proof of building insurance (fire, fire water, short)
    Not in earthquake zone
    Not in Slovakia, Hungary or Croatia
    Not near sea
    Not in alps/high up
    Bulletproof EU privacy terms and inhouse lawyer
    Ideally public traded company
    Must be 10yr in business or otherwise here validated
    Must have EU VAT ID and CANNOT be self employed, limited and higher only

    Budget high 3 digit to low 4 digit/mo €, Card or Bank paid yearly.
    Unmanaged server not interesting.

    https://all-inkl.com/server/server_xxxl

    if you were seriously thinking of ordering that, i'd have an affiliate link for it ;)

  • MikeAMikeA Patron Provider, Veteran

    You're wanting a DC to have an in-house lawyer for you? All for under €1K/month. Wtf man lol you don't have your own lawyer? A lawyer is to protect them, not you. You gotta be ragebaiting at this point.

  • LeviLevi Veteran

    When does ofac record will expire? It is seriously affecting your life.

  • @William said: Card or Bank paid yearly.

    To point out the obvious: offering to pay by card means they are not on any sanctions list or even sanctions adjacent as they would not be able to transact by card.

    Thanked by 1OpaqueRegistrant
  • WilliamWilliam Veteran
    edited September 18

    @Levi said: When does ofac record will expire? It is seriously affecting your life.

    2030, no real effect except banking and some US services

    @EndlessGravity said: To point out the obvious: offering to pay by card means they are not on any sanctions list or even sanctions adjacent as they would not be able to transact by card.

    i do not use my cards obviously. At this amount i pay ideally by SEPA from Latvia.

  • @mrerenk said:
    highendtalk

    Technical requirements aren't high, only their compliance stuff. I mean 500GB traffic? really?

  • @OpaqueRegistrant said: Technical requirements aren't high, only their compliance stuff. I mean 500GB traffic? really?

    Yes, its only my personal emails and backups of my iPhone photos.
    I want a large provider i can sue for real money if they fuck me over (eg. managed server and a hack).

    I will never run my own email.

  • dasabo.com

  • Currently IONOS is offering the best custom package, but hosted in Spain

  • @William said:
    Currently IONOS is offering the best custom package, but hosted in Spain

    link to the offer.

  • LeviLevi Veteran

    Rackspace email.

  • Junkie and his requests xd

  • AlyxAlyx Member, Host Rep

    Would really recommend touching some grass

  • @Alyx said:
    Would really recommend touching some grass

    Does touching some grass to smoke it count? I think that’s already the case.

    Thanked by 2Obelous forest
  • AlyxAlyx Member, Host Rep
    edited September 18

    @EndlessGravity said:

    @Alyx said:
    Would really recommend touching some grass

    Does touching some grass to smoke it count? I think that’s already the case.

    It would be a lot better if he would have kept it at that 🫠

  • William larping as usual

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Veteran, Megathread Squad

    Solid request. Google is evil. Looking for same, cant spend that much though. Keep me in the loop.

  • @William said:

    @OpaqueRegistrant said: Technical requirements aren't high, only their compliance stuff. I mean 500GB traffic? really?

    Yes, its only my personal emails and backups of my iPhone photos.
    I want a large provider i can sue for real money if they fuck me over (eg. managed server and a hack).

    I will never run my own email.

    How are damages assessed for your personal photos? I've seen lots of lawsuits where everyone thought there was going to be a big judgement and comes out to basically nothing because they couldn't prove a loss financially they otherwise would have had without the theft/loss/damages.

    You should have explicitly said you want a managed service at the top. Not sure why you buried that critical detail.

    But you want to pay $1000/mo for a website, phone backups and email for personal use?

    Red flags everywhere. I spend like $15/mo on those services, not a months rent.

    Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb mrerenk
  • @William said: I want a large provider i can sue for real money if they fuck me over

    On the contrary, if you fucked up, can they sue? :D

  • MannDudeMannDude Patron Provider, Veteran

    @nghialele said:

    @William said: I want a large provider i can sue for real money if they fuck me over

    On the contrary, if you fucked up, can they sue? :D

    The irony being I never got my servers from William or a refund for whatever I ordered for in his Moldovan operation he had going on years ago.

    I think it was like $300. Anyhow, debt has since been forgiven but only because collecting it wasn't possible.

    Anyhow, good luck.

  • @MannDude said: The irony being I never got my servers from William or a refund for whatever I ordered for in his Moldovan operation he had going on years ago.

    Sounds like the kind of thing that would get most providers quickly banned.

  • You got a nice ride bro

  • @drizbo said:
    You got a nice ride bro

    The glue job is horrible. It looks like a bird shat on it.

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