HostBluff Expansion

jhadley

LANCASTER, UK - 26/10/12 - HostBluff, an international leader in floppy drive-based hosting, expands its abuse department to deal with a surge in complaints. HostBluff, still unable to employ new members of staff due to an ongoing dispute with the taxman, has taken on a new independent contractor, James Hadley, to head the Abuse Department. Mr Hadley commented as follows on the expansion: "It is both a joy and an honour to insult our customers' trust in our company by trawling through their data, selling and copying files at random". He continued: "We are currently working on revamping our VPS OS templates to make the UNIX operating system less beginner-friendly".

HostBluff is currently recruiting new independent contractors to work alongside Mr Hadley in the Abuse Department. For your convenience, HostBluff has published details below:

Start date: immediate Salary: a share of any profits :D Role: fictitious article writing & more Applications to me[at]jhadley.net please

HostBluff will also be running a competition for the best article or video testimonial, with a prize of a free HostBluff hosting on our floppy-based SAN with the new OS template for a whole month. This is definitely not a prize to be missed.

The close date for applications to the competition is 31/10/12.

24khost

Do i have to apply? Thought I was already apart of it.

jhadley

@24khost said: Do i have to apply? Thought I was already apart of it.

You're already a part of it. Email or add me on Skype :)

24khost

will do. Later I have a client to harrass, she is pretty cute!

KMyers

So it begins.

24khost

Well @KMyers I am just doing my job!

KMyers

Watch out @DewlanceVPS, you have some competition.

Damian

@jhadley said: or video testimonial

The talking tomato gives a testimonial:

You may need to turn it up to 11, this headset microphone sucks.

netomx

@Damian said: You may need to turn it up to 11, this headset microphone sucks.

we got our first video testimonial!

jhadley

@Damian said: The talking tomato gives a testimonial:

Nice one, thanks @Damian!

GIANT_CRAB

@Damian, need more emotions, you sound so dead.

DewlanceVPS

@KMyers

HostBliff vs BigBrainHost.com?

KMyers

@DewlanceVPS said: HostBliff vs BigBrainHost.com?

I am not understanding your question, Yes, I am with BigBrain but I dont see how this has anytign to do with HostBluff

dominicl

Also, @DewlanceVPS - get the names right ;)

vedran

@GIANT_CRAB said: @Damian, need more emotions, you sound so dead.

Emotions are sold separately

Randy

Lol why BBH want to hire someone who is a person who cannot understand things?

You work for dewlance.

KMyers

@Randy said: Lol why BBH want to hire someone who is a person who cannot understand things?

Trust me, we wont

Randy

I am sure brain is not stupid. kunnu is drunk or jusr BSing

Damian

@GIANT_CRAB said: @Damian, need more emotions, you sound so dead.

William

AsadHaider

@William Terrible man..

MikHo

The question thats on everyones mind but no one dares to ask:

Will hostbluff be a part of virt.io or will virt.io be a part of hostbluff?

:)

jhadley

Well HostBluff is definitely the larger company...

KMyers

@jhadley said: Well HostBluff is definitely the larger company...

And to make matters worse, you guys paid me in pennies :)

Just Kidding

Randy

please beat @DewlanceVPS

Damian

Looks like i'm winning!

Snickertastic

I'm sorry but that's just to funny

peppr

The best untold feature of HostBluff is how they even accept printing your own cash. This is the exceptional trust you can ever see with any service provider. Those who dont print their own currency yet, fret not. Now you can write your hostbluff account number with the #hostbluff hashtag in your dollar bills and spend it anywhere you would like. HostBluff's currency picking is too powerful they get your hosting fee straight to them within 4 light years. Should I mention about their R&D department who is working tirelessly to power their floppy drive datacenters using guinea pig exercise wheels. Go get one.. even if you don't have an idea why..

Pats

@jhadley said: an international leader in floppy drive-based hosting

I really have loads of those 5-1/4 and the 3-1/2 floppies, neatly packed and in as good as new condition.. looks like i have to just contact them for shipping and i'll be rich !!

OR

@jhadley said: hosting on our floppy-based SAN

seriously i need technology transfer.. :D

jhadley

Congratulations to @Damian for winning the competition with the only entry. One HostBluff VPS will be winging its way over to you shortly.

24khost

oooooh @jhadley 5 1/4 floppies please upgrade to this woderful technology.