Microsofts Attempt at getting the 'urban' crowd

Spencer

The Microsoft store had Machine Gun Kelly do a rap for their new store. It ended up horrible. He broke a few laptops and ended up getting kicked out of the store.

Zetta

I don't see what went wrong. SUCK MY DICK FUCK THESE COMPUTERS AND SHIT

PhoenixVPS

<?php $bs=praise_ms(); if (appl==cool && cool==entertainment+music+followers) { $ms=machine_gun_kelly($bs); echo $ms; } ?>

PhoenixVPS

This also reminds me about what Steve Jobs said about Microsoft:

Liam

Machine Gun Kelly - What is this thing? I think I could sing better than him even if I didn't have a mouth.